Don Quixote - Part I - Page 245/400

"So I saw," said the curate, "and for that reason I made haste to say

what I did, by which it was all set right. But is it not a strange thing

to see how readily this unhappy gentleman believes all these figments and

lies, simply because they are in the style and manner of the absurdities

of his books?"

"So it is," said Cardenio; "and so uncommon and unexampled, that were one

to attempt to invent and concoct it in fiction, I doubt if there be any

wit keen enough to imagine it."

"But another strange thing about it," said the curate, "is that, apart

from the silly things which this worthy gentleman says in connection with

his craze, when other subjects are dealt with, he can discuss them in a

perfectly rational manner, showing that his mind is quite clear and

composed; so that, provided his chivalry is not touched upon, no one

would take him to be anything but a man of thoroughly sound

understanding."

While they were holding this conversation Don Quixote continued his with

Sancho, saying:

"Friend Panza, let us forgive and forget as to our quarrels, and tell me

now, dismissing anger and irritation, where, how, and when didst thou

find Dulcinea? What was she doing? What didst thou say to her? What did

she answer? How did she look when she was reading my letter? Who copied

it out for thee? and everything in the matter that seems to thee worth

knowing, asking, and learning; neither adding nor falsifying to give me

pleasure, nor yet curtailing lest you should deprive me of it."

"Senor," replied Sancho, "if the truth is to be told, nobody copied out

the letter for me, for I carried no letter at all."

"It is as thou sayest," said Don Quixote, "for the note-book in which I

wrote it I found in my own possession two days after thy departure, which

gave me very great vexation, as I knew not what thou wouldst do on

finding thyself without any letter; and I made sure thou wouldst return

from the place where thou didst first miss it."

"So I should have done," said Sancho, "if I had not got it by heart when

your worship read it to me, so that I repeated it to a sacristan, who

copied it out for me from hearing it, so exactly that he said in all the

days of his life, though he had read many a letter of excommunication, he

had never seen or read so pretty a letter as that."

"And hast thou got it still in thy memory, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.