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"I don't know what I should do," said the girl; "I only know that there

are some of those ladies so cruel that they call their knights tigers and

lions and a thousand other foul names: and Jesus! I don't know what sort

of folk they can be, so unfeeling and heartless, that rather than bestow

a glance upon a worthy man they leave him to die or go mad. I don't know

what is the good of such prudery; if it is for honour's sake, why not

marry them? That's all they want."

"Hush, child," said the landlady; "it seems to me thou knowest a great

deal about these things, and it is not fit for girls to know or talk so

much."

"As the gentleman asked me, I could not help answering him," said the

girl.

"Well then," said the curate, "bring me these books, senor landlord, for

I should like to see them."

"With all my heart," said he, and going into his own room he brought out

an old valise secured with a little chain, on opening which the curate

found in it three large books and some manuscripts written in a very good

hand. The first that he opened he found to be "Don Cirongilio of Thrace,"

and the second "Don Felixmarte of Hircania," and the other the "History

of the Great Captain Gonzalo Hernandez de Cordova, with the Life of Diego

Garcia de Paredes."

When the curate read the two first titles he looked over at the barber

and said, "We want my friend's housekeeper and niece here now."

"Nay," said the barber, "I can do just as well to carry them to the yard

or to the hearth, and there is a very good fire there."

"What! your worship would burn my books!" said the landlord.

"Only these two," said the curate, "Don Cirongilio, and Felixmarte."

"Are my books, then, heretics or phlegmaties that you want to burn them?"

said the landlord.

"Schismatics you mean, friend," said the barber, "not phlegmatics."

"That's it," said the landlord; "but if you want to burn any, let it be

that about the Great Captain and that Diego Garcia; for I would rather

have a child of mine burnt than either of the others."

"Brother," said the curate, "those two books are made up of lies, and are

full of folly and nonsense; but this of the Great Captain is a true

history, and contains the deeds of Gonzalo Hernandez of Cordova, who by

his many and great achievements earned the title all over the world of

the Great Captain, a famous and illustrious name, and deserved by him

alone; and this Diego Garcia de Paredes was a distinguished knight of the

city of Trujillo in Estremadura, a most gallant soldier, and of such

bodily strength that with one finger he stopped a mill-wheel in full

motion; and posted with a two-handed sword at the foot of a bridge he

kept the whole of an immense army from passing over it, and achieved such

other exploits that if, instead of his relating them himself with the

modesty of a knight and of one writing his own history, some free and

unbiassed writer had recorded them, they would have thrown into the shade

all the deeds of the Hectors, Achilleses, and Rolands."