Don Quixote - Part I - Page 269/400

Having said this, the wise and virtuous Lothario was silent, and Anselmo,

troubled in mind and deep in thought, was unable for a while to utter a

word in reply; but at length he said, "I have listened, Lothario my

friend, attentively, as thou hast seen, to what thou hast chosen to say

to me, and in thy arguments, examples, and comparisons I have seen that

high intelligence thou dost possess, and the perfection of true

friendship thou hast reached; and likewise I see and confess that if I am

not guided by thy opinion, but follow my own, I am flying from the good

and pursuing the evil. This being so, thou must remember that I am now

labouring under that infirmity which women sometimes suffer from, when

the craving seizes them to eat clay, plaster, charcoal, and things even

worse, disgusting to look at, much more to eat; so that it will be

necessary to have recourse to some artifice to cure me; and this can be

easily effected if only thou wilt make a beginning, even though it be in

a lukewarm and make-believe fashion, to pay court to Camilla, who will

not be so yielding that her virtue will give way at the first attack:

with this mere attempt I shall rest satisfied, and thou wilt have done

what our friendship binds thee to do, not only in giving me life, but in

persuading me not to discard my honour. And this thou art bound to do for

one reason alone, that, being, as I am, resolved to apply this test, it

is not for thee to permit me to reveal my weakness to another, and so

imperil that honour thou art striving to keep me from losing; and if

thine may not stand as high as it ought in the estimation of Camilla

while thou art paying court to her, that is of little or no importance,

because ere long, on finding in her that constancy which we expect, thou

canst tell her the plain truth as regards our stratagem, and so regain

thy place in her esteem; and as thou art venturing so little, and by the

venture canst afford me so much satisfaction, refuse not to undertake it,

even if further difficulties present themselves to thee; for, as I have

said, if thou wilt only make a beginning I will acknowledge the issue

decided."

Lothario seeing the fixed determination of Anselmo, and not knowing what

further examples to offer or arguments to urge in order to dissuade him

from it, and perceiving that he threatened to confide his pernicious

scheme to some one else, to avoid a greater evil resolved to gratify him

and do what he asked, intending to manage the business so as to satisfy

Anselmo without corrupting the mind of Camilla; so in reply he told him

not to communicate his purpose to any other, for he would undertake the

task himself, and would begin it as soon as he pleased. Anselmo embraced

him warmly and affectionately, and thanked him for his offer as if he had

bestowed some great favour upon him; and it was agreed between them to

set about it the next day, Anselmo affording opportunity and time to

Lothario to converse alone with Camilla, and furnishing him with money

and jewels to offer and present to her. He suggested, too, that he should

treat her to music, and write verses in her praise, and if he was

unwilling to take the trouble of composing them, he offered to do it

himself. Lothario agreed to all with an intention very different from

what Anselmo supposed, and with this understanding they returned to

Anselmo's house, where they found Camilla awaiting her husband anxiously

and uneasily, for he was later than usual in returning that day. Lothario

repaired to his own house, and Anselmo remained in his, as well satisfied

as Lothario was troubled in mind; for he could see no satisfactory way

out of this ill-advised business. That night, however, he thought of a

plan by which he might deceive Anselmo without any injury to Camilla. The

next day he went to dine with his friend, and was welcomed by Camilla,

who received and treated him with great cordiality, knowing the affection

her husband felt for him. When dinner was over and the cloth removed,

Anselmo told Lothario to stay there with Camilla while he attended to

some pressing business, as he would return in an hour and a half. Camilla

begged him not to go, and Lothario offered to accompany him, but nothing

could persuade Anselmo, who on the contrary pressed Lothario to remain

waiting for him as he had a matter of great importance to discuss with

him. At the same time he bade Camilla not to leave Lothario alone until

he came back. In short he contrived to put so good a face on the reason,

or the folly, of his absence that no one could have suspected it was a

pretence.