Don Quixote - Part I - Page 357/400

"As to whether it be pack-saddle or caparison," said the curate, "it is

only for Senor Don Quixote to say; for in these matters of chivalry all

these gentlemen and I bow to his authority."

"By God, gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "so many strange things have

happened to me in this castle on the two occasions on which I have

sojourned in it, that I will not venture to assert anything positively in

reply to any question touching anything it contains; for it is my belief

that everything that goes on within it goes by enchantment. The first

time, an enchanted Moor that there is in it gave me sore trouble, nor did

Sancho fare well among certain followers of his; and last night I was

kept hanging by this arm for nearly two hours, without knowing how or why

I came by such a mishap. So that now, for me to come forward to give an

opinion in such a puzzling matter, would be to risk a rash decision. As

regards the assertion that this is a basin and not a helmet I have

already given an answer; but as to the question whether this is a

pack-saddle or a caparison I will not venture to give a positive opinion,

but will leave it to your worships' better judgment. Perhaps as you are

not dubbed knights like myself, the enchantments of this place have

nothing to do with you, and your faculties are unfettered, and you can

see things in this castle as they really and truly are, and not as they

appear to me."

"There can be no question," said Don Fernando on this, "but that Senor

Don Quixote has spoken very wisely, and that with us rests the decision

of this matter; and that we may have surer ground to go on, I will take

the votes of the gentlemen in secret, and declare the result clearly and

fully."

To those who were in the secret of Don Quixote's humour all this afforded

great amusement; but to those who knew nothing about it, it seemed the

greatest nonsense in the world, in particular to the four servants of Don

Luis, as well as to Don Luis himself, and to three other travellers who

had by chance come to the inn, and had the appearance of officers of the

Holy Brotherhood, as indeed they were; but the one who above all was at

his wits' end, was the barber basin, there before his very eyes, had been

turned into Mambrino's helmet, and whose pack-saddle he had no doubt

whatever was about to become a rich caparison for a horse. All laughed to

see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and

whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure

over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a

caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don

Quixote, he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired

collecting such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of

whom I ask what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd

to say that this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a

horse, nay, of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of

you and your ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have

stated and proved your case very badly."