Don Quixote - Part I - Page 362/400

OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY

BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE

While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate was endeavouring

to persuade the officers that he was out of his senses, as they might

perceive by his deeds and his words, and that they need not press the

matter any further, for even if they arrested him and carried him off,

they would have to release him by-and-by as a madman; to which the holder

of the warrant replied that he had nothing to do with inquiring into Don

Quixote's madness, but only to execute his superior's orders, and that

once taken they might let him go three hundred times if they liked.

"For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away this time,

nor will he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away."

In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did such mad

things, that the officers would have been more mad than he was if they

had not perceived his want of wits, and so they thought it best to allow

themselves to be pacified, and even to act as peacemakers between the

barber and Sancho Panza, who still continued their altercation with much

bitterness. In the end they, as officers of justice, settled the question

by arbitration in such a manner that both sides were, if not perfectly

contented, at least to some extent satisfied; for they changed the

pack-saddles, but not the girths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's

helmet, the curate, under the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it,

paid eight reals for the basin, and the barber executed a full receipt

and engagement to make no further demand then or thenceforth for

evermore, amen. These two disputes, which were the most important and

gravest, being settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis to

consent that three of them should return while one was left to accompany

him whither Don Fernando desired to take him; and good luck and better

fortune, having already begun to solve difficulties and remove

obstructions in favour of the lovers and warriors of the inn, were

pleased to persevere and bring everything to a happy issue; for the

servants agreed to do as Don Luis wished; which gave Dona Clara such

happiness that no one could have looked into her face just then without

seeing the joy of her heart. Zoraida, though she did not fully comprehend

all she saw, was grave or gay without knowing why, as she watched and

studied the various countenances, but particularly her Spaniard's, whom

she followed with her eyes and clung to with her soul. The gift and

compensation which the curate gave the barber had not escaped the

landlord's notice, and he demanded Don Quixote's reckoning, together with

the amount of the damage to his wine-skins, and the loss of his wine,

swearing that neither Rocinante nor Sancho's ass should leave the inn

until he had been paid to the very last farthing. The curate settled all

amicably, and Don Fernando paid; though the Judge had also very readily

offered to pay the score; and all became so peaceful and quiet that the

inn no longer reminded one of the discord of Agramante's camp, as Don

Quixote said, but of the peace and tranquillity of the days of

Octavianus: for all which it was the universal opinion that their thanks

were due to the great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to the

unexampled generosity of Don Fernando.