Don Quixote - Part I - Page 63/400

OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE BARBER

MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN

He was still sleeping; so the curate asked the niece for the keys of the

room where the books, the authors of all the mischief, were, and right

willingly she gave them. They all went in, the housekeeper with them, and

found more than a hundred volumes of big books very well bound, and some

other small ones. The moment the housekeeper saw them she turned about

and ran out of the room, and came back immediately with a saucer of holy

water and a sprinkler, saying, "Here, your worship, senor licentiate,

sprinkle this room; don't leave any magician of the many there are in

these books to bewitch us in revenge for our design of banishing them

from the world."

The simplicity of the housekeeper made the licentiate laugh, and he

directed the barber to give him the books one by one to see what they

were about, as there might be some to be found among them that did not

deserve the penalty of fire.

"No," said the niece, "there is no reason for showing mercy to any of

them; they have every one of them done mischief; better fling them out of

the window into the court and make a pile of them and set fire to them;

or else carry them into the yard, and there a bonfire can be made without

the smoke giving any annoyance." The housekeeper said the same, so eager

were they both for the slaughter of those innocents, but the curate would

not agree to it without first reading at any rate the titles.

The first that Master Nicholas put into his hand was "The four books of

Amadis of Gaul." "This seems a mysterious thing," said the curate, "for,

as I have heard say, this was the first book of chivalry printed in

Spain, and from this all the others derive their birth and origin; so it

seems to me that we ought inexorably to condemn it to the flames as the

founder of so vile a sect."

"Nay, sir," said the barber, "I too, have heard say that this is the best

of all the books of this kind that have been written, and so, as

something singular in its line, it ought to be pardoned."

"True," said the curate; "and for that reason let its life be spared for

the present. Let us see that other which is next to it."

"It is," said the barber, "the 'Sergas de Esplandian,' the lawful son of

Amadis of Gaul."