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"I know well enough, husband," said Teresa, "that squires-errant don't

eat their bread for nothing, and so I will be always praying to our Lord

to deliver you speedily from all that hard fortune."

"I can tell you, wife," said Sancho, "if I did not expect to see myself

governor of an island before long, I would drop down dead on the spot."

"Nay, then, husband," said Teresa; "let the hen live, though it be with

her pip, live, and let the devil take all the governments in the world;

you came out of your mother's womb without a government, you have lived

until now without a government, and when it is God's will you will go, or

be carried, to your grave without a government. How many there are in the

world who live without a government, and continue to live all the same,

and are reckoned in the number of the people. The best sauce in the world

is hunger, and as the poor are never without that, they always eat with a

relish. But mind, Sancho, if by good luck you should find yourself with

some government, don't forget me and your children. Remember that

Sanchico is now full fifteen, and it is right he should go to school, if

his uncle the abbot has a mind to have him trained for the Church.

Consider, too, that your daughter Mari-Sancha will not die of grief if we

marry her; for I have my suspicions that she is as eager to get a husband

as you to get a government; and, after all, a daughter looks better ill

married than well whored."

"By my faith," replied Sancho, "if God brings me to get any sort of a

government, I intend, wife, to make such a high match for Mari-Sancha

that there will be no approaching her without calling her 'my lady."

"Nay, Sancho," returned Teresa; "marry her to her equal, that is the

safest plan; for if you put her out of wooden clogs into high-heeled

shoes, out of her grey flannel petticoat into hoops and silk gowns, out

of the plain 'Marica' and 'thou,' into 'Dona So-and-so' and 'my lady,'

the girl won't know where she is, and at every turn she will fall into a

thousand blunders that will show the thread of her coarse homespun

stuff."

"Tut, you fool," said Sancho; "it will be only to practise it for two or

three years; and then dignity and decorum will fit her as easily as a

glove; and if not, what matter? Let her he 'my lady,' and never mind what

happens."