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"Woe is me," cried the housekeeper, "is it the prayer of Santa Apollonia

you would have me say? That would do if it was the toothache my master

had; but it is in the brains, what he has got."

"I know what I am saying, mistress housekeeper; go, and don't set

yourself to argue with me, for you know I am a bachelor of Salamanca, and

one can't be more of a bachelor than that," replied Carrasco; and with

this the housekeeper retired, and the bachelor went to look for the

curate, and arrange with him what will be told in its proper place.

While Don Quixote and Sancho were shut up together, they had a discussion

which the history records with great precision and scrupulous exactness.

Sancho said to his master, "Senor, I have educed my wife to let me go

with your worship wherever you choose to take me."

"Induced, you should say, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "not educed."

"Once or twice, as well as I remember," replied Sancho, "I have begged of

your worship not to mend my words, if so be as you understand what I mean

by them; and if you don't understand them to say 'Sancho,' or 'devil,' 'I

don't understand thee; and if I don't make my meaning plain, then you may

correct me, for I am so focile-"

"I don't understand thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote at once; "for I know

not what 'I am so focile' means."

"'So focile' means I am so much that way," replied Sancho.

"I understand thee still less now," said Don Quixote.

"Well, if you can't understand me," said Sancho, "I don't know how to put

it; I know no more, God help me."

"Oh, now I have hit it," said Don Quixote; "thou wouldst say thou art so

docile, tractable, and gentle that thou wilt take what I say to thee, and

submit to what I teach thee."

"I would bet," said Sancho, "that from the very first you understood me,

and knew what I meant, but you wanted to put me out that you might hear

me make another couple of dozen blunders."

"May be so," replied Don Quixote; "but to come to the point, what does

Teresa say?"

"Teresa says," replied Sancho, "that I should make sure with your

worship, and 'let papers speak and beards be still,' for 'he who binds

does not wrangle,' since one 'take' is better than two 'I'll give

thee's;' and I say a woman's advice is no great thing, and he who won't

take it is a fool."

"And so say I," said Don Quixote; "continue, Sancho my friend; go on; you

talk pearls to-day."