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"What devil?" asked Don Quixote.

"The one with the bladders," said Sancho.

"Then I will recover him," said Don Quixote, "even if he be shut up with

him in the deepest and darkest dungeons of hell. Follow me, Sancho, for

the cart goes slowly, and with the mules of it I will make good the loss

of Dapple."

"You need not take the trouble, senor," said Sancho; "keep cool, for as I

now see, the devil has let Dapple go and he is coming back to his old

quarters;" and so it turned out, for, having come down with Dapple, in

imitation of Don Quixote and Rocinante, the devil made off on foot to the

town, and the ass came back to his master.

"For all that," said Don Quixote, "it will be well to visit the

discourtesy of that devil upon some of those in the cart, even if it were

the emperor himself."

"Don't think of it, your worship," returned Sancho; "take my advice and

never meddle with actors, for they are a favoured class; I myself have

known an actor taken up for two murders, and yet come off scot-free;

remember that, as they are merry folk who give pleasure, everyone favours

and protects them, and helps and makes much of them, above all when they

are those of the royal companies and under patent, all or most of whom in

dress and appearance look like princes."

"Still, for all that," said Don Quixote, "the player devil must not go

off boasting, even if the whole human race favours him."

So saying, he made for the cart, which was now very near the town,

shouting out as he went, "Stay! halt! ye merry, jovial crew! I want to

teach you how to treat asses and animals that serve the squires of

knights-errant for steeds."

So loud were the shouts of Don Quixote, that those in the cart heard and

understood them, and, guessing by the words what the speaker's intention

was, Death in an instant jumped out of the cart, and the emperor, the

devil carter and the angel after him, nor did the queen or the god Cupid

stay behind; and all armed themselves with stones and formed in line,

prepared to receive Don Quixote on the points of their pebbles. Don

Quixote, when he saw them drawn up in such a gallant array with uplifted

arms ready for a mighty discharge of stones, checked Rocinante and began

to consider in what way he could attack them with the least danger to

himself. As he halted Sancho came up, and seeing him disposed to attack

this well-ordered squadron, said to him, "It would be the height of

madness to attempt such an enterprise; remember, senor, that against sops

from the brook, and plenty of them, there is no defensive armour in the

world, except to stow oneself away under a brass bell; and besides, one

should remember that it is rashness, and not valour, for a single man to

attack an army that has Death in it, and where emperors fight in person,

with angels, good and bad, to help them; and if this reflection will not

make you keep quiet, perhaps it will to know for certain that among all

these, though they look like kings, princes, and emperors, there is not a

single knight-errant."