Don Quixote - Part II - Page 9/129

"To all these words of the licentiate another madman in a cage opposite

that of the furious one was listening; and raising himself up from an old

mat on which he lay stark naked, he asked in a loud voice who it was that

was going away cured and in his senses. The licentiate answered, 'It is

I, brother, who am going; I have now no need to remain here any longer,

for which I return infinite thanks to Heaven that has had so great mercy

upon me.'

"'Mind what you are saying, licentiate; don't let the devil deceive you,'

replied the madman. 'Keep quiet, stay where you are, and you will save

yourself the trouble of coming back.'

"'I know I am cured,' returned the licentiate, 'and that I shall not have

to go stations again.'

"'You cured!' said the madman; 'well, we shall see; God be with you; but

I swear to you by Jupiter, whose majesty I represent on earth, that for

this crime alone, which Seville is committing to-day in releasing you

from this house, and treating you as if you were in your senses, I shall

have to inflict such a punishment on it as will be remembered for ages

and ages, amen. Dost thou not know, thou miserable little licentiate,

that I can do it, being, as I say, Jupiter the Thunderer, who hold in my

hands the fiery bolts with which I am able and am wont to threaten and

lay waste the world? But in one way only will I punish this ignorant

town, and that is by not raining upon it, nor on any part of its district

or territory, for three whole years, to be reckoned from the day and

moment when this threat is pronounced. Thou free, thou cured, thou in thy

senses! and I mad, I disordered, I bound! I will as soon think of sending

rain as of hanging myself.

"Those present stood listening to the words and exclamations of the

madman; but our licentiate, turning to the chaplain and seizing him by

the hands, said to him, 'Be not uneasy, senor; attach no importance to

what this madman has said; for if he is Jupiter and will not send rain,

I, who am Neptune, the father and god of the waters, will rain as often

as it pleases me and may be needful.'

"The governor and the bystanders laughed, and at their laughter the

chaplain was half ashamed, and he replied, 'For all that, Senor Neptune,

it will not do to vex Senor Jupiter; remain where you are, and some other

day, when there is a better opportunity and more time, we will come back

for you.' So they stripped the licentiate, and he was left where he was;

and that's the end of the story."