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Mr. Brooke, seeing Mrs. Cadwallader's merits from a different point of

view, winced a little when her name was announced in the library, where

he was sitting alone.

"I see you have had our Lowick Cicero here," she said, seating herself

comfortably, throwing back her wraps, and showing a thin but well-built

figure. "I suspect you and he are brewing some bad polities, else you

would not be seeing so much of the lively man. I shall inform against

you: remember you are both suspicious characters since you took Peel's

side about the Catholic Bill. I shall tell everybody that you are

going to put up for Middlemarch on the Whig side when old Pinkerton

resigns, and that Casaubon is going to help you in an underhand manner:

going to bribe the voters with pamphlets, and throw open the

public-houses to distribute them. Come, confess!"

"Nothing of the sort," said Mr. Brooke, smiling and rubbing his

eye-glasses, but really blushing a little at the impeachment.

"Casaubon and I don't talk politics much. He doesn't care much about

the philanthropic side of things; punishments, and that kind of thing.

He only cares about Church questions. That is not my line of action,

you know."

"Ra-a-ther too much, my friend. I have heard of your doings. Who was

it that sold his bit of land to the Papists at Middlemarch? I believe

you bought it on purpose. You are a perfect Guy Faux. See if you are

not burnt in effigy this 5th of November coming. Humphrey would not

come to quarrel with you about it, so I am come."

"Very good. I was prepared to be persecuted for not persecuting--not

persecuting, you know."

"There you go! That is a piece of clap-trap you have got ready for the

hustings. Now, _do not_ let them lure you to the hustings, my dear Mr.

Brooke. A man always makes a fool of himself, speechifying: there's no

excuse but being on the right side, so that you can ask a blessing on

your humming and hawing. You will lose yourself, I forewarn you. You

will make a Saturday pie of all parties' opinions, and be pelted by

everybody."

"That is what I expect, you know," said Mr. Brooke, not wishing to

betray how little he enjoyed this prophetic sketch--"what I expect as

an independent man. As to the Whigs, a man who goes with the thinkers

is not likely to be hooked on by any party. He may go with them up to

a certain point--up to a certain point, you know. But that is what you

ladies never understand."

"Where your certain point is? No. I should like to be told how a man

can have any certain point when he belongs to no party--leading a

roving life, and never letting his friends know his address. 'Nobody

knows where Brooke will be--there's no counting on Brooke'--that is

what people say of you, to be quite frank. Now, do turn respectable.

How will you like going to Sessions with everybody looking shy on you,

and you with a bad conscience and an empty pocket?"