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"I see," he said. It was difficult to say anything. Reggie was

regarding him enviously.

"I wish I knew how the deuce fellows set about making a girl fall

in love with them. Other chappies seem to do it, but I can't even

start. She seems to sort of gaze through me, don't you know. She

kind of looks at me as if I were more to be pitied than censured,

but as if she thought I really ought to do something about it. Of

course, she's a devilish brainy girl, and I'm a fearful chump.

Makes it kind of hopeless, what?"

George, in his new-born happiness, found a pleasure in encouraging

a less lucky mortal.

"Not a bit. What you ought to do is to--"

"Yes?" said Reggie eagerly.

George shook his head.

"No, I don't know," he said.

"Nor do I, dash it!" said Reggie.

George pondered.

"It seems to me it's purely a question of luck. Either you're lucky

or you're not. Look at me, for instance. What is there about me to

make a wonderful girl love me?"

"Nothing! I see what you mean. At least, what I mean to say is--"

"No. You were right the first time. It's all a question of luck.

There's nothing anyone can do."

"I hang about a good deal and get in her way," said Reggie. "She's

always tripping over me. I thought that might help a bit."

"It might, of course."

"But on the other hand, when we do meet, I can't think of anything

to say."

"That's bad."

"Deuced funny thing. I'm not what you'd call a silent sort of

chappie by nature. But, when I'm with her--I don't know. It's

rum!" He drained his glass and rose. "Well, I suppose I may as well

be staggering. Don't get up. Have another game one of these days,

what?"

"Splendid. Any time you like."

"Well, so long."

"Good-bye."

George gave himself up to glowing thoughts. For the first time in

his life he seemed to be vividly aware of his own existence. It

was as if he were some newly-created thing. Everything around him

and everything he did had taken on a strange and novel interest. He

seemed to notice the ticking of the clock for the first time. When

he raised his glass the action had a curious air of newness. All

his senses were oddly alert. He could even-"How would it be," enquired Reggie, appearing in the doorway like

part of a conjuring trick, "if I gave her a flower or two every now

and then? Just thought of it as I was starting the car. She's fond

of flowers."