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George's idea was to get home. Quick. There was no possible chance

of a second meeting with Maud that night. They had met and had

been whirled asunder. No use to struggle with Fate. Best to give in

and hope that another time Fate would be kinder. What George wanted

now was to be away from all the gay glitter and the fairylike tout

ensemble and the galaxy of fair women and brave men, safe in his

own easy-chair, where nothing could happen to him. A nice sense of

duty would no doubt have taken him back to his post in order fully

to earn the sovereign which had been paid to him for his services

as temporary waiter; but the voice of Duty called to him in vain.

If the British aristocracy desired refreshments let them get them

for themselves--and like it! He was through.

But if George had for the time being done with the British

aristocracy, the British aristocracy had not done with him. Hardly

had he reached the hall when he encountered the one member of the

order whom he would most gladly have avoided.

Lord Belpher was not in genial mood. Late hours always made his

head ache, and he was not a dancing man; so that he was by now

fully as weary of the fairylike tout ensemble as was George. But,

being the centre and cause of the night's proceedings, he was

compelled to be present to the finish. He was in the position of

captains who must be last to leave their ships, and of boys who

stand on burning decks whence all but they had fled. He had spent

several hours shaking hands with total strangers and receiving with

a frozen smile their felicitations on the attainment of his

majority, and he could not have been called upon to meet a larger

horde of relations than had surged round him that night if he had

been a rabbit. The Belpher connection was wide, straggling over

most of England; and first cousins, second cousins and even third

and fourth cousins had debouched from practically every county on

the map and marched upon the home of their ancestors. The effort of

having to be civil to all of these had told upon Percy. Like the

heroine of his sister Maud's favourite poem he was "aweary,

aweary," and he wanted a drink. He regarded George's appearance as

exceedingly opportune.

"Get me a small bottle of champagne, and bring it to the library."

"Yes, sir."

The two words sound innocent enough, but, wishing as he did to

efface himself and avoid publicity, they were the most unfortunate

which George could have chosen. If he had merely bowed acquiescence

and departed, it is probable that Lord Belpher would not have taken

a second look at him. Percy was in no condition to subject everyone

he met to a minute scrutiny. But, when you have been addressed for

an entire lifetime as "your lordship", it startles you when a

waiter calls you "Sir". Lord Belpher gave George a glance in which

reproof and pain were nicely mingled emotions quickly supplanted by

amazement. A gurgle escaped him.