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Well, for all his patronizing ways, he was not very old himself.

"Of course," he said, "if you are telling the truth--and it sounds

fishy, I must say--it's hardly a Police matter, is it? It's rather one

for diplomasy. But can you prove what you say?"

"My word should be suficient," I replied stiffly. "How do I know that

YOU belong here?"

"Well, you don't, as a matter of fact. Suppose you take my word for

that, and I agree to beleive what you say about the wrong apartment,

Even then it's rather unusual. I find a pale and determined looking

young lady going through my desk in a business-like manner. She says she

has come for a Letter. Now the question is, is there a Letter? If so,

what Letter?"

"It is a love letter," I said.

"Don't blush over such a confession," he said. "If it is true, be proud

of it. Love is a wonderful thing. Never be ashamed of being in love, my

child."

"I am not in love," I cried with bitter furey.

"Ah! Then it is not YOUR letter!"

"I wrote it."

"But to simulate a passion that does not exist--that is sackrilege. It

is----"

"Oh, stop talking," I cried, in a hunted tone. "I can't bear it. If you

are going to arrest me, get it over."

"I'd rather NOT arrest you, if we can find a way out. You look so young,

so new to Crime! Even your excuse for being here is so naive, that

I--won't you tell me why you wrote a love letter, if you are not in

love? And whom you sent it to? That's important, you see, as it bears

on the case. I intend," he said, "to be judgdicial, unimpassioned, and

quite fair."

"I wrote a love letter" I explained, feeling rather cheered, "but it was

not intended for any one, Do you see? It was just a love letter."

"Oh," he said. "Of course. It is often done. And after that?"

"Well, it had to go somewhere. At least I felt that way about it. So I

made up a name from some malted milk tablets----"

"Malted milk tablets!" he said, looking bewildered.

"Just as I was thinking up a name to send it to," I explained,

"Hannah--that's mother's maid, you know--brought in some hot milk and

some malted milk tablets, and I took the name from them."