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"It is not for me," said Mr. Parkinson Chenney, toying with the stem of

his champagne glass and closing his eyes modestly, "I say it is not for

me--thank you, Perkins, I will have just as much as will come up to the

brim; thank you, that will do very nicely--to speak boastfully or to

enlarge unduly upon what I regard as a patriotic effort, and one which

every citizen of these islands would in the circumstances have made,

but I certainly plume myself upon the acumen and knowledge of the

situation which I showed."

"Hear, hear!" said Bones in the pause that followed, and Mr. Parkinson

Chenney beamed.

When the dinner was over, and the guests retired to the smoking-room,

Bones buttonholed the minister.

"Dear old right honourable," said Bones, "may I just have a few words

in re Chinese coal?"

The right honourable gentleman listened, or appeared to listen. Then

Mr. Parkinson Chenney smiled a recognition to another great man, and

moved off, leaving Bones talking.

Bones that night was the guest of a Mr. Harold Pyeburt, a City

acquaintance--almost, it seemed, a disinterested City acquaintance.

When Bones joined his host, Mr. Pyeburt patted him on the back.

"My dear Tibbetts," he said in admiration, "you've made a hit with

Chenney. What the dickens did you talk about?"

"Oh, coal," said Bones vaguely.

He wasn't quite certain what he had talked about, only he knew that in

his mind at dinner there had dawned a great idea. Was Mr. Pyeburt a

thought-reader? Possibly he was. Or possibly some chance word of his

had planted the seed which was now germinating so favourably.

"Chenney is a man to know," he said. "He's one of the most powerful

fellows in the Cabinet. Get right with him, and you can have a

knighthood for the asking."

Bones blushed.

"A knighthood, dear old broker's man?" he said, with an elaborate

shrug. "No use to me, my rare old athlete. Lord Bones--Lord Tibbetts

I mean--may sound beastly good, but what good is it, eh? Answer me

that."

"Oh, I don't know," said Mr. Pyeburt. "It may be nothing to you, but

your wife----"

"Haven't a wife, haven't a wife," said Bones rapidly, "haven't a wife!"

"Oh, well, then," said Mr. Pyeburt, "it isn't an attractive proposition

to you, and, after all, you needn't take a knighthood--which, by the

way, doesn't carry the title of lordship--unless you want to.

"I've often thought," he said, screwing up his forehead, as though in

the process of profound cogitation, "that one of these days some lucky

fellow will take the Lynhaven Railway off Chenney's hands and earn his

everlasting gratitude."

"Lynhaven? Where's that?" asked Bones. "Is there a railway?"

Mr. Pyeburt nodded.

"Come out on to the balcony, and I'll tell you about it," said Pyeburt;

and Bones, who always wanted telling about things, and could no more

resist information than a dipsomaniac could refuse drink, followed

obediently.