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He scratched his chin and walked thoughtfully into the office of Miss

Marguerite Whitland.

She swung round in her chair and reached for her notebook, but Bones

was not in a dictatorial mood.

"Young miss," he asked, "how do you like Sir Augustus?"

"Sir who?" she demanded, puzzled.

"Sir Augustus," repeated Bones.

"I think it's very funny," she said.

It was not the answer he expected, and instinctively she knew she had

made a mistake.

"Oh, you're thinking about yourself," she said quickly. "Are you going

to be a knight, Mr. Tibbetts? Oh, how splendid!"

"Yes," admitted Bones, with fine indifference, "not bad, dear old miss.

I'm pretty young, of course, but Napoleon was a general at twenty-two."

"Are you going back into the Army?" she asked a little hazily, and had

visions of Bones at the War Office.

"I'm talking about railways," said Bones firmly. "Sir Augustus

Tibbetts--there, now I've said it!"

"Wonderful!" said the girl enthusiastically, and her eyes shone with

genuine pleasure. "I didn't see it in the newspaper, or I would have

congratulated you before."

Bones shifted uneasily.

"As a matter of fact, dear old miss," he said, "it has not been

gazetted yet. I'm merely speaking of the future, dear old impetuous

typewriter and future secretary to the Lynhaven Railway Company, and

possibly dear old Lady----" He stopped short with one of his audible

"tuts."

Happily she could not see the capital "L" to the word "Lady," and

missed the significance of Bones's interrupted speech.

"And I advise you"--Mr. Pyeburt paused, as he thought of a better word

than "disinterestedly"--"as a friend, to jump at it. Parkinson Chenney

spoke in the highest terms of you. You evidently made a deep

impression upon him."

"Who is the jolly old Parkinson's agent?" asked Bones, and Mr. Harold

Pyeburt admitted without embarrassment that, as a matter of fact, he

was acting as Parkinson's attorney in this matter, and that was why he

had been so diffident in recommending the property. The audacity of

the latter statement passed unnoticed by Bones.

In the end Bones agreed to pay ten per cent. of the purchase price, the

remainder to be paid after a month's working of the line, if the deal

was approved.

"Clever idea of mine, dear old Ham," said Bones. "The Honours List

will be out in a month, and I can easily chuck it."

"That's about the eighth fellow who's paid a ten per cent. deposit,"

said Mr. Chenney to his agent. "I'll be almost sorry if he takes it."