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It was a nice house--in many ways nicer than the rambling old building

in Cambridge, from Mrs. Morris's point of view. And she was happy in a

tolerable, comfortable kind of fashion, and though she was wholly

ignorant as to the method by which her husband made his livelihood, she

managed to get along very well without enlightenment.

Marguerite was brought back from Cheltenham to grace the new

establishment and assist in its management. She shared none of her

mother's illusions as to the character of Mr. Cresta Morris, as that

gentleman explained to a very select audience one January night.

Mr. Morris and his two guests sat before a roaring fire in the

dining-room, drinking hot brandies-and-waters. Mrs. Morris had gone to

bed; Marguerite was washing up, for Mrs. Morris had the "servant's

mind," which means that she could never keep a servant.

The sound of crashing plates had come to the dining-room and

interrupted Mr. Morris at a most important point of his narrative. He

jerked his head round.

"That's the girl," he said; "she's going to be a handful."

"Get her married," said Job Martin wisely.

He was a hatchet-faced man with a reputation for common-sense. He had

another reputation which need not be particularized at the moment.

"Married?" scoffed Mr. Morris. "Not likely!"

He puffed at his cigar thoughtfully for a moment, then: "She wouldn't come in to dinner--did you notice that? We are not good

enough for her. She's fly! Fly ain't the word for it. We always find

her nosing and sneaking around."

"Send her back to school," said the third guest.

He was a man of fifty-five, broad-shouldered, clean-shaven, who had

literally played many parts, for he had been acting in a touring

company when Morris first met him--Mr. Timothy Webber, a man not

unknown to the Criminal Investigation Department.

"She might have been useful," Mr. Morris went on regretfully, "very

useful indeed. She is as pretty as a picture, I'll give her that due.

Now, suppose she----"

Webber shook his head.

"It's my way or no way," he said decidedly. "I've been a month

studying this fellow, and I tell you I know him inside out."

"Have you been to see him?" asked the second man.

"Am I a fool?" replied the other roughly. "Of course I have not been

to see him. But there are ways of finding out, aren't there? He is

not the kind of lad that you can work with a woman, not if she's as

pretty as paint."

"What do they call him?" asked Morris.

"Bones," said Webber, with a little grin. "At least, he has letters

which start 'Dear Bones,' so I suppose that's his nickname. But he's

got all the money in the world. He is full of silly ass schemes, and

he's romantic."