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Hamilton thought a while.

"I'll see Bones," he said.

He arrived in Town soon after ten, but Bones had been at his office two

hours earlier, for the fever of the new enterprise was upon him, and

his desk was piled high with notes, memoranda, price lists and trade

publications. (Bones, in his fine rage of construction, flew to the

technical journals as young authors fly to the Thesaurus.) As Hamilton entered the office, Bones glared up.

"A chair," said the young man peremptorily. "No time to be lost, dear

old artist. Time is on the wing, the light is fadin', an' if we want

to put this jolly old country--God bless it!--in the forefront----"

Bones put down his pen and leant back in his chair.

"Ham," he said, "I had a bit of a pow-pow with your sacred and sainted

sister, bless her jolly old heart. That's where the idea arose. Are

you on?"

"I'm on," said Hamilton, and there was a moving scene. Bones shook his

hands and spoke broken English.

"There's your perfectly twee little desk, dear old officer," he said,

pointing to a massive piece of furniture facing his own. "And there's

only one matter to be settled."

He was obviously uncomfortable, and Hamilton would have reached for his

cheque-book, only he knew his Bones much better than to suppose that

such a sordid matter as finance could cause his agitation.

"Ham," said Bones, clearing his throat and speaking with an effort,

"old comrade of a hundred gallant encounters, and dear old friend----"

"What's the game?" asked Hamilton suspiciously.

"There's no game," said the depressed Bones. "This is a very serious

piece of business, my jolly old comrade. As my highly respected

partner, you're entitled to use the office as you like--come in when

you like, go home when you like. If you have a pain in the tum-tum,

dear old friend, just go to bed and trust old Bones to carry on. Use

any paper that's going, help yourself to nibs--you'll find there's some

beautiful nibs in that cupboard--in fact, do as you jolly well like;

but----"

"But?" repeated Hamilton.

"On one point alone, dear old thing," said Bones miserably, yet

heroically, "we do not share."

"What's that?" asked Hamilton, not without curiosity.

"My typewriter is my typewriter," said Bones firmly, and Hamilton

laughed.

"You silly ass!" he said. "I'm not going to play with your typewriter."

"That's just what I mean," said Bones. "You couldn't have put it

better, dear old friend. Thank you."

He strode across the room, gripped Hamilton's hand and wrung it.

"Dear old thing, she's too young," he said brokenly. "Hard life ...

terrible experience... Play with her young affections, dear old thing?

No..."

"Who the dickens are you talking about? You said typewriter."