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Mr. Harold de Vinne was a large man, who dwelt at the dead end of a

massive cigar.

He was big and broad-shouldered, and automatically jovial. Between the

hours of 6 p.m. and 2 a.m. he had earned the name of "good fellow,"

which reputation he did his best to destroy between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.

He was one of four stout fellows who controlled companies of imposing

stability--the kind of companies that have such items in their balance

sheets as "Sundry Debtors, £107,402 12s. 7d." People feel, on

reading such airy lines, that the company's assets are of such

magnitude that the sundry debtors are only included as a careless

afterthought.

Mr. de Vinne was so rich that he looked upon any money which wasn't his

as an illegal possession; and when Mr. Augustus Tibbetts, on an

occasion, stepped in and robbed him of £17,500, Mr. de Vinne's family

doctor was hastily summoned (figuratively speaking; literally, he had

no family, and swore by certain patent medicines), and straw was spread

before the temple of his mind.

A certain Captain Hamilton, late of H.M. Houssas, but now a partner in

the firm of Tibbetts & Hamilton, Ltd., after a short, sharp bout of

malaria, went off to Brighton to recuperate, and to get the whizzy

noises out of his head. To him arrived on a morning a special courier

in the shape of one Ali, an indubitable Karo boy, but reputedly pure

Arab, and a haj, moreover, entitled to the green scarf of the

veritable pilgrimage to Mecca.

Ali was the body-servant of Augustus Tibbetts, called by his intimates

"Bones," and he was arrayed in the costume which restaurateurs insist

is the everyday kit of a true Easterner--especially such Easterners as

serve after-dinner coffee.

Hamilton, not in the best of tempers--malaria leaves you that way--and

dazzled by this apparition in scarlet and gold, blinked.

"O man," he said testily in the Arabic of the Coast, "why do you

walk-in-the world dressed like a so-and-so?" (You can be very rude in

Arabic especially in Coast Arabic garnished with certain Swahili

phrases.) "Sir," said Ali, "these garmentures are expressly designated by

Tibbetti. Embellishments of oriferous metal give wealthiness of

appearance to subject, but attract juvenile research and investigation."

Hamilton glared through the window on to the front, where a small but

representative gathering of the juvenile research committee waited

patiently for the reappearance of one whom in their romantic fashion

they had termed "The Rajah of Bong."

Hamilton took the letter and opened it. It was, of course, from Bones,

and was extremely urgent. Thus it went: