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Ali was by no means distressed.

"To-morrow there shall come to you a beautiful book for the master's

surprise and joyousness. I myself will settle account satisfactorily

from emoluments accrued."

Bones could only sit down and helplessly wag his head. Presently he

grew calmer. It was a kindly thought, after all. Sooner or later

those poems of his must be offered to the appreciation of a larger

audience. He saw blind Fate working through his servitor's act. The

matter had been taken out of his hands now.

"What made you do it, you silly old josser?" he asked.

"Master, one gentleman friend suggested or proffered advice, himself

being engaged in printery, possessing machines----"

A horrible thought came into Bones's head.

"What was his name?" he asked.

Ali fumbled in the capacious depths of his trousers pocket and produced

a soiled card, which he handed to Bones. Bones read with a groan: MESSRS. SEEPIDGE & SOOMES,

Printers to the Trade.

"Now, you've done it," he said hollowly, and threw the card back again.

It fell behind Ali, and he turned his back on Bones and stooped to pick

up the card. It was a target which, in Bones's then agitated

condition, he could scarcely be expected to resist.

* * * * * Bones spent a sleepless night, and was at the office early. By the

first post came the blow he had expected--a bulky envelope bearing on

the flap the sign-manual of Messrs. Seepidge & Soomes. The letter

which accompanied the proof enclosed merely repeated the offer to sell

the business for fifteen thousand pounds.

"This will include," the letter went on, "a great number of uncompleted

orders, one of which is for a very charming series of poems which are

now in our possession, and a proof-sheet of which we beg to enclose."

Bones read the poems and they somehow didn't look as well in print as

they had in manuscript. And, horror of horrors--he went white at the

thought--they were unmistakably disrespectful to Miss Marguerite

Whitland! They were love poems. They declared Bones's passion in

language which was unmistakable. They told of her hair which was

beyond compare, of her eyes which rivalled the skies, and of her lips

like scarlet strips. Bones bowed his head in his hands, and was in

this attitude when the door opened, and Miss Whitland, who had had a

perfect night and looked so lovely that her poems became pallid and

nauseating caricatures, stepped quietly into the room.

"Aren't you well, Mr. Tibbetts?" she said.

"Oh, quite well," said Bones valiantly. "Very tra-la-la, dear old

thing, dear old typewriter, I mean."

"Is that correspondence for me?"

She held out her hand, and Bones hastily thrust Messrs. Seepidge &

Soomes's letter, with its enclosure, into his pocket.