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The doctor who had been restrained by others now took a sponge and

water and cleaned the face of Le Noir, which was found to be well

peppered with split peas!

Cap looked around, and seeing the astonished looks of the good people,

burst into an irrepressible fit of laughter, saying, as soon as she had

got breath enough: "Upon my word, neighbors, you look more shocked, if not actually more

disappointed, to find that, after all he is not killed, and there'll be

no spectacle, than you did at first when you thought murder had been

done."

"Will you be good enough to explain this, young woman?" said the

magistrate, severely.

"Certainly, for your worship seems as much disappointed as others!"

said Cap. Then turning toward the group around the bed, she said: "You have heard Mr. Le Noir's 'last dying speech and confession,' as he

supposed it to be; and you know the maddening provocations that

inflamed my temper against him. Last night, after having received his

insulting answer to my challenge, there was evil in my heart, I do

assure you! I possessed myself of my uncle's revolvers and resolved to

waylay him this morning and force him to give me satisfaction, or if he

refused--well, no matter! I tell you, there was danger in me! But,

before retiring to bed at night, it is my habit to say my prayers; now

the practice of prayer and the purpose of 'red-handed violence,' cannot

exist in the same person at the same time! I wouldn't sleep without

praying, and I couldn't pray without giving up my thoughts of fatal

vengeance upon Craven Le Noir. So at last I made up my mind to spare

his life, and teach him a lesson. The next morning I drew the charges

of the revolvers and reloaded them with poor powder and dried peas!

Everything else has happened just as he has told you! He has received

no harm, except in being terribly frightened, and in having his beauty

spoiled! And as for that, didn't I offer him one of the pistols, and

expose my own face to similar damage? For I'd scorn to take advantage

of any one!" said Cap, laughing.

Craven Le Noir had now raised himself up in a sitting posture, and was

looking around with an expression of countenance which was a strange

blending of relief at this unexpected respite from the grave, and

intense mortification at finding himself in the ridiculous position

which the address of Capitola and his own weak nerves, cowardice and

credulity had placed him.