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Mr. Thomasson cried, vastly horrified. 'How can you

say such a thing? Your excellent memory plays you false.'

'It does,' Soane answered, smiling sardonically. 'I remember. It was

seed sown for the harvest, you called it--in your liquor. And that

touches me. Do you mind the night Fitzhugh made you so prodigiously

drunk at Bonn, Tommy? And we put you in the kneading-trough, and the

servants found you and shifted you to the horse-trough? Gad! you would

have died of laughter if you could have seen yourself when we rescued

you, lank and dripping, with your wig like a sponge!'

'It must have been--uncommonly diverting!' the Reverend Frederick

stammered; and he smiled widely, but with a lack of heart. This time

there could be no doubt of the pinkness that overspread his face.

'Diverting? I tell you it would have made old Dartmouth laugh!' Sir

George said, bluntly.

'Ha, ha! Perhaps it would. Perhaps it would. Not that I have the honour

of his lordship's acquaintance.'

'No? Well, he would not suit you, Tommy. I would not seek it.'

The Reverend Frederick looked doubtful, as weighing the possibility of

anything that bore the name of lord being alien from him. From this

reflection, however, he was roused by a new sally on Soane's part. 'But,

crib me! you are very fine to-night, Mr. Thomasson,' he said, staring

about him afresh. 'Ten o'clock, and you are lighted as for a drum! What

is afoot?' The tutor smirked and rubbed his hands. 'Well, I--I was expecting a

visitor, Sir George.'

'Ah, you dog! She is not here, but you are expecting her.'

Mr. Thomasson grinned; the jest flattered him. Nevertheless he hastened

to exonerate himself. 'It is not Venus I am expecting, but Mars,' he

said with a simper. 'The Honourable Mr. Dunborough, son to my Lord

Dunborough, and the same whose meritorious services at the Havanna you,

my dear friend, doubtless remember. He is now cultivating in peace the

gifts which in war--'</p>'Sufficed to keep him out of danger!'

Sir George said bluntly. 'So he is

your last sprig, is he? He should be well seasoned.'

'He is four-and-twenty,' Mr. Thomasson answered, pluming himself and

speaking in his softest tones. 'And the most charming, I assure you, the

most debonair of men. But do I hear a noise?'

'Yes,' said Sir George, listening. 'I hear something.'

Mr. Thomasson rose. 'What--what is it, I wonder?' he said, a trifle

nervously. A dull sound, as of a hive of bees stirred to anger, was

becoming audible.