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"Oh, that's different. When Joe went out to harness his fiery steeds to

his imposing chariot, I went around through the woods, across the beach,

climbed a vertical precipice, and came up this side of the hill. I had

to wait some little time, but I had a front seat during the show."

He brought out her favourite chair, placing it under the maple tree,

then sat down near her. "I should think you'd get some clothes like

Hepsey's," he began. "I'll wager, now, that you haven't a gown like that

in your entire wardrobe."

"You're right--I haven't. The nearest approach to it is a tailored gown,

lined with silk, which Hepsey thinks I should wear wrong side out."

"How long will the coast be clear?"

"Until nine o'clock, I think. They go to church in the evening."

"It's half past three now," he observed, glancing at his watch. "I had

fried salt pork, fried eggs, and fried potatoes for breakfast. I've

renounced coffee, for I can't seem to get used to theirs. For dinner,

we had round steak, fried, more fried potatoes, and boiled onions. Dried

apple pie for dessert--I think I'd rather have had the mince I refused

this morning."

"I'll feed you at five o'clock," she said, smiling.

"That seems like a long time," he complained.

"It won't, after you begin to entertain me."

It was after five before either realised it. "Come on," she said, "you

can sit in the kitchen and watch me."

He professed great admiration while she put on one of Hepsey's white

aprons, and when she appeared with the chafing-dish, his emotion was

beyond speech. He was allowed to open the box and to cut up some button

mushrooms, while she shredded cold chicken. "I'm getting hungry every

minute," he said, "and if there is undue postponement, I fear I shall

assimilate all the raw material in sight--including the cook."

Ruth laughed happily. She was making a sauce with real cream, seasoned

delicately with paprika and celery salt. "Now I'll put in the chicken

and mushrooms," she said, "and you can stir it while I make toast."

They were seated at the table in the dining-room and the fun was at its

height, when they became aware of a presence. Hepsey stood in the door,

apparently transfixed with surprise, and with disapproval evident in

every line of her face. Before either could speak, she was gone.

Though Ruth was very much annoyed, the incident seemingly served to

accentuate Winfield's enjoyment. The sound of wheels on the gravel

outside told them that she was continuing her excursion.

"I'm going to discharge her to-morrow," Ruth said.

"You can't--she is in Miss Hathaway's service, not yours. Besides,

what has she done? She came back, probably, after something she had

forgotten. You have no reasonable ground for discharging her, and I

think you'd be more uncomfortable if she went than if she stayed."