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"It would be pathetic, wouldn't it?"

"It would, Miss Thorne. I think we'd better not tell anybody until its

all safely over, and then we can have a little card printed to go

with the announcement, saying that if anybody is inclined to give us a

present, we'd rather have the money."

"You're a very practical person, Carl. One would think you had been

married several times."

"We'll be married as often as you like, dear. Judging by your respected

aunt, one ceremony isn't 'rightfully bindin', and I want it done often

enough to be sure that you can't get away from me."

As they entered the gate, Uncle James approached stealthily by a

roundabout way and beckoned to them. "Excuse me," he began, as they came

within speaking distance, "but has Mis' Ball give you furniture?"

"Yes," replied Ruth, in astonishment, "why?"

"There's clouds to starboard and she's repentin'. She's been admirin'

of it the hull mornin' in the attic. I was sot in the kitchen with

pertaters," he explained, "but the work is wearin' and a feller needs

fresh air."

"Thank you for the tip, Uncle," said Winfield, heartily.

The old man glowed with gratification. "We men understand each other,"

was plainly written on his expressive face, as he went noiselessly back

to the kitchen.

"You'd better go home, dear," suggested Ruth.

"Delicate hint," replied Winfield. "It would take a social strategist

to perceive your hidden meaning. Still, my finer sensibilities respond

instantly to your touch, and I will go. I flatter myself that I've never

had to be put out yet, when I've been calling on a girl. Some subtle

suggestion like yours has always been sufficient."

"Don't be cross, dear--let's see how soon you can get to the bottom of

the hill. You can come back at four o'clock."

He laughed and turned back to wave his hand at her. She wafted a kiss

from the tips of her fingers, which seemed momentarily to impede his

progress, but she motioned him away and ran into the house.

Aunt Jane was nowhere to be seen, so she went on into the kitchen to

help Uncle James with the potatoes. He had peeled almost a peck and the

thick parings lay in a heap on the floor. "My goodness'" she exclaimed.

"You'd better throw those out, Uncle, and I'll put the potatoes on to

boil."

He hastened out, with his arms full of peelings. "You're a real kind

woman, Niece Ruth," he said gratefully, when he came in. "You don't

favour your aunt none--I think you're more like me."

Mrs. Ball entered the kitchen with a cloud upon her brow, and in one of

those rare flashes of insight which are vouchsafed to plodding mortals,

a plan of action presented itself to Ruth. "Aunty," she said, before

Mrs. Ball had time to speak, "you know I'm going back to the city

to-morrow, and I'd like to send you and Uncle James a wedding

present--you've been so good to me. What shall it be?"