The Lady and the Pirate - Page 25/199

So winding is my trout river, and so extensive are my lands along it,

that it was not until nearly noon that our progress, sometimes halted

by shallows, again swift in the deeper reaches, brought the Sea

Rover to the lower edge of my estate. Here, the river was deeper and

more silent, the waters were not quite so cold, but as we passed a

high hardwood bridge from which issued a cool spring of water, I

suggested a halt in our voyage, to which my companions, readily

enough, agreed. We, therefore, disembarked and prepared to have our

luncheon.

It was obvious to me that Jean Lafitte and Henri L'Olonnois were not

on their first expedition out-of-doors, for they set about gathering

wood and water in workmanlike fashion. They did not yet fully classify

me, so, in boyish shyness, left me largely ignored, or waited till I

should demonstrate myself to them. It was, therefore, with delicacy

that I ventured any suggestions from the place where Partial and I sat

in the shade watching them.

I have mentioned the fact that I had been a hunter and traveler, and

had met success in the field; yet the truth is, I began all that late

in life, and deliberately. To me, used to exact habit of thought in

all things, and accustomed to be governed by trained reason alone, it

was never enough to say that a thing was partly done, or well enough

done to pass: only the best possible way had any appeal to me. I

brought my reason to bear on every situation in life. Thus, I studied

an investment carefully, and before going into it, I knew what the

result would be. My investments, therefore, always have prospered,

because they were not based on guess or chance, as nine-tenths of all

the public's business ventures are. In the same way, I had gone

deliberately about the matter of winning the regard of the only woman

I ever saw who seemed to me much worth while. I argued and reasoned

with Helena Emory that she should marry me, proving to her by every

rule of logic that, not only was she the most lovable woman in all the

records of the world, but, also, that love such as mine never had

before been known in the world. Sometimes, as I logically proved the

fitness of our union, and grew warm at my own accuracy, she wavered,

relented, warmed: and then again, forgetting my argument, she would

relapse into womanlike frivolity once more.... I did not like to think

of this, as I sat in the shade with Partial. It cost me much in

self-respect, irritated me.

But, having studied sport and outdoor living deliberately as I had

studied the law and business and Helena, I had rather a thorough

grounding, on life in the open, for I had read every authority

obtainable; whereas my young associates had read none. So cautiously,

now and then, I suggested little things to them, as that the fire need

not be so large, and would do better if confined between two green

side logs. I taught them how to boil the kettle quickly, how to make

tea, and also, more difficult, how to make coffee; how to cook bacon

just enough, and how to cook fish--for I had taken a few trout earlier

in the day--and how to make toast without charring it to cinders.

Again, I delighted them by telling them of little camping devices, and

quite won their hearts when I found among Hiroshimi's packages, a

small camp griddle with folding legs, of my own devising. It was quite

clean and new, but it performed as I felt quite sure it would. In

fact, reason will govern all things--except a woman.