Smiling sardonically Frank stepped close and speaking into the mic he said, "Who here has ever been tasered before?"
The crowd fell silent almost instantly and Frank went on, "Sit down and shut up! We're not paying you all the ridiculous sums of money that we are because we want to hear your scholastic viewpoints. In fact we have no need for you at all as we more than have the ability to pull equally, if not more so, qualified individuals from our own laboratories to perform the work that is needed. The only purpose for you being brought here is to serve as witnesses to the momentous events about to go down so that when the time comes for disclosure on a mass level the who's who of the scientific community will be able to attest to some knowledge of the events leading up to the revolutional technological age we are about to embark into instead of appearing as idiots to all the people who regard you as intelligent human beings. Now shut up and listen. Questions are welcome, but tantrummed rants are not and will be dealt with accordingly."
Frank stepped away and I was left with a silent congregation of cowed listeners to pay service to whatever I had to say. Not sure where to begin in the instruction of the crowd before me I prevaricated for a moment longer and was rewarded with a question from the audience that took my uneasiness about how to continue completely away.
"Can you prove that the Earth is flat?"
"I certainly can Sir. But just to turn your own question back on you, can you prove your belief in the Earth being a sphere circling a star to be true?"
"Why because of Copernicus! He came up with the solar model that we all use today, which is based on mathematical principles that are undeniable."
"Yes, Copernicus did come up with the solar model 500 years ago and yes he did use math to explain his theory, but he was wrong. Do you have anything else to base your theory of belief on the Earth being round other than that of a Jesuit Catholic priest that lived in existence 500 years ago?"
The man loudly exclaimed, "Why NASA for pity's sake! We put a man on the moon!"
"Correction. We've never been to the moon. The moon landings and indeed the entire NASA base of operations from day one has been a cover-up of a truly massive scale. There are literally countless rebuttals derived from sound scientific and mathematical principles as well as observational evidence that proves everything NASA is accredited with doing to being nothing more than an elaborate hoax meant to keep you in the dark as to the true nature of the Earth that we live on. Now does anyone here have any evidence to add that testifies as to why the Earth is round versus being flat that differs from the opinions of a 16th century mathematician priest and a US government agency?"