Speechless with frustration, Tommy could only sputter. ‘Even if you’re hurt and upset, you can’t talk to me that way. It isn’t nice.’
He glanced out the side window at the vacant lot next to them.
She said, ‘I can’t abide rudeness.’
Forcing himself to speak more calmly, Tommy said, ‘I’m sorry.’
‘You don’t sound sorry.’
‘Well, I am.’
‘Well, you don’t sound it.’
Tommy thought maybe he would kill her rather than wait for the mini-kin to do it.
‘I’m genuinely sorry,’ he said.
‘Really?’
‘I’m truly, truly sorry.’
‘That’s better.’
‘Can you take me to a hospital,’ he asked, merely to get her moving.
‘Sure.’
‘Thank you.’
‘Put on your seatbelt.’
‘What?’
‘It’s the law.’
Her hair was honey-dark and lank with rain, pasted to her face, and her uniform was saturated. He reminded himself that she had gone to some trouble for him.
As he unreeled the shoulder harness and locked it across his chest he said as patiently as possible: ‘Please, miss, please, you don’t understand what’s happening here—’
‘Then explain. I’m neither stupid nor deaf.’
For an instant the improbability of the night left him without words again, but then suddenly they exploded in a long hysterical gush: ‘This thing, this doll, on my doorstep, and then the stitches pulled out and it had a real eye, green eye, rat’s tail, dropped on my head from behind the drape, and it pretty much eats bullets for breakfast which is bad enough, but then it’s also smart, and it’s growing—’
‘What’s growing?’
Frustration pushed him dangerously close to the edge of rudeness once more: ‘The doll snake rat-quick little monster thing! It’s growing.’
‘The doll snake rat-quick little monster thing,’ she repeated, eyeing him suspiciously.
‘Yes!’ he said exasperatedly.
With a wet thunk, the shrieking mini-kin hit the window in the passenger door, inches from Tommy’s head.
Tommy screamed.
The woman said, ‘Holy shit.’
The mini-kin was growing, all right, but it was also changing into something less humanoid than it had been when it first began to emerge from the doll form. Its head was proportionately larger than before, and repulsively misshapen, and the radiant green eyes bulged from deep sockets under an irregular bony brow.
The waitress released the emergency brake. ‘Knock it off the window.’
‘I can’t.’
‘Knock it off the window!’
‘How, for God’s sake?’
Although the mini-kin still had hands, its five digits
were half like fingers, half like the spatulate tentacles of a squid. It held fast to the glass with pale sucker pads on both its hands and feet.
Tommy wasn’t going to roll down the window and try to knock the thing off. No way.
The blonde shifted the Ford into drive. She stomped on the accelerator hard enough to punch the van into warp speed and put them on the far side of the galaxy in maybe eighteen seconds.
As the engine shrieked louder than the mini-kin, the tires spun furiously on the slick pavement, and the Ford didn’t go across the galaxy or even to the end of the block, but just hung there, kicking up sprays of dirty water from all four wheels.
The mini-kin’s mouth was open wide. Its glisten¬ing black tongue flickered. Black teeth snapped against the glass.
The tires found traction, and the van shot forward.
‘Don’t let it in,’ she implored.
‘Why would I let it in?’
‘Don’t let it in.’
‘Do you think I’m insane?’
The Ford van was a rocket, screaming north on the Pacific Coast Highway, and Tommy felt as if he were pulling enough Gs to distort his face like an astronaut in a space-shuttle launch, and rain was hitting the windshield with a clatter almost as loud as submachine gun fire, but the stubborn mini-kin was glued to the glass.
‘It's trying to get in,’ she said.
‘Yeah.’
‘What does it want?’
He said, ‘Me.’
‘Why?’
‘For some reason, I just piss it off.’
The beast was still mostly black mottled with yellow, but its belly was entirely pus yellow, pressed against
the glass. A slit opened the length of its underside, and obscenely wriggling tubes with sucker like mouths slithered out of its guts and attached themselves to the window.
The light inside the van wasn’t good enough to reveal exactly what was happening, but Tommy saw the glass begin to smoke.
He said, ‘Uh-oh.’
‘What?’
‘It’s burning through the glass.’
‘Burning?’
‘Eating.’
‘What?’
‘Acid.’
Barely braking for the turn, she hung a hard right off the highway into the entrance drive of the Newport Beach Country Club.
The van canted drastically to the right and centrifugal force threw Tommy against the door, pressing his face to the window, beyond which the mini-kin’s extruded guts wriggled on the smoking glass.
‘Where are you going?’
‘Country club,’ she said.
‘Why?’
‘Truck,’ she said.
She turned sharply to the left, into the parking lot a manoeuvre that pulled Tommy away from the door and the dissolving window.
At that late hour the parking lot was mostly deserted. Only a few vehicles stood on the blacktop. One of them was a delivery truck.
Aiming the van at the back of the truck, she accel¬erated.
‘What’re you doing?’ he demanded.
‘Detachment.’
At the last moment she swung to the left of the
parked truck, roaring past it so close that she stripped the elaborate custom paint job off the front fender and tore off the van’s side mirror. Showers of sparks streamed from tortured metal, and the mini-kin was jammed between the van window and the flank of the big truck. The rocker panel peeled off the side of the van, but the mini-kin seemed tougher than the Ford
— until its suckers abruptly popped loose with a sound Tommy could hear even above all the other noise. The window in the passenger door burst, and tempered glass showered across Tommy, and he thought the beast was falling into his lap, Jesus, but then they were past the parked truck, and he realized that the creature had been torn away from the van.
‘Want to circle back and run over the damn thing a few times?’ she shouted over the howling of the wind at the broken-out window.
He leaned toward her, raising his voice, ‘Hell no. That won’t work. It’ll grab the tire as you pass over it, and this time we’ll never shake it loose. It’ll crawl up into the undercarriage, tear through, squeeze through, get at us one way or another.’
‘Then let’s haul ass out of here.’
At the end of the country-club drive, she turned right onto the highway at such high speed that Tommy expected the Ford to blow a tire or roll, but they came through all right, and she put the pedal to the metal with less respect for the speed limit than she had shown, earlier, for the seatbelt law.
Tommy half expected the mini-kin to explode out of the storm again. He didn’t feel safe until they crossed Jam¬boree Road and began to descend toward the Newport harbour.
Rain slashed through the missing window and snapped against the side of his head. It didn’t bother him. He couldn’t get any wetter than he already was.
At the speed they were making, the hooting and gibbering of the wind was so great that neither of them made an effort to engage in conversation.
As they crossed the bridge over the back-bay channel, a couple of miles from the parking lot where they had left the demon, the blonde finally reduced speed. The noise of the wind abated somewhat.
She looked at Tommy in a way that no one had ever looked at him before, as though he was green, warty, with a head like a watermelon, and had just stepped out of a flying saucer.
Well, in fact his own mother had looked at him that way when he first talked about being a detective-story writer.
He cleared his throat nervously and said, ‘You’re a pretty good driver.’
Surprisingly she smiled. ‘You really think so?’
‘Actually, you’re terrific.’
‘Thanks. You’re not bad yourself.’
‘Me?’
‘That was some stunt with the Corvette.’
‘Very funny.’
‘You went airborne pretty straight and true, but you just lost control of it in flight.’
‘Sorry about your van.’
‘It comes with the territory,’ she said cryptically.
‘I’ll pay for the repairs.’
‘You’re sweet.’
‘We should stop and get something to block this window.’
‘You don’t need to go straight to a hospital?’
‘I’m okay,’ he assured her. ‘But the rain’s going to ruin your upholstery.’
‘Don’t worry about it.’
‘But—’
‘It’s blue,’ she said.
‘What?’
‘The upholstery.’
‘Yeah, blue. So?’
‘I don’t like blue.’
‘But the damage—’
‘I’m used to it.’
‘You are?’
She said, ‘There’s frequently damage.’
‘There is?’
‘I lead an eventful life.’
‘You do?’
‘I’ve learned to roll with it.’
‘You’re a strange woman,’ he said. She grinned. ‘Thank you.’
He felt disoriented again. ‘What’s your name?’
‘Deliverance,’ she said.
‘Yeah?’
‘Deliverance Payne. P-a-y-n-e. It was a hard birth, and my mom has a weird sense of humour.’
He didn’t get it. And then he did. ‘Ah.’
‘People just call me Del.’
‘Del. That’s nice.’
‘What’s your name?
‘Tuong Phan.’ He startled himself. ‘I mean Tommy.’
‘Tuong Tommy?’
‘Tuong nothing. My name’s Tommy Phan.’
‘Are you sure?’
‘Most of the time.’
‘You’re a strange man,’ she said, as if that pleased her, as if returning a comptiment.
‘There really is a lot of water coming in this window.’
‘We’ll stop soon.’
‘Where’d you learn to drive like that, Del?’
‘My mom.’
‘Some mother you have.’
‘She’s a hoot. She races stock cars.’
‘Not my mother,’ Tommy said.
‘And power boats. And motorcycles. It has an engine, my mom wants to race it.’
Del braked at a red traffic light.
They were silent for a moment.
Rain poured down as if the sky were a dam and the breast had broken.
Finally Del said, ‘So… back there… That was the doll snake rat-quick little monster thing, huh?’
FOUR
As they drove, Tommy told Del about the doll on his doorstep, everything up to the moment when it had shorted out the lights in his office. She never gave the slightest indication that she found his story dubious or even, in fact, particularly astonishing. From time to time she said ‘uh-huh’ and ‘hmmmm’ and ‘okay,’ and — two or three times — ‘yeah, that makes sense,’ as if he were telling her about nothing more incredible than what she might have heard on the nightly TV news.
Then he paused in his tale when Del stopped at a twenty-four-hour-a-day supermarket. She insisted on getting a few things to clean the van and close off the shattered window, and at her request, Tommy went shopping with her. He pushed the cart.
So few customers prowled the enormous market that it was almost possible for Tommy to believe that he and Del were in one of those 1950’s science-fiction movies, in which all but a handful of people had vanished from the face of the earth as the result of a mysterious apocalypse that had left buildings and all other works of humanity undisturbed. Flooded with glary light from the overhead fluorescent panels, the long wide aisles were uncannily empty and silent but for the ominous low-pitched hum of the compressors for the refrigerated display cases.
Striding purposefully through these eerie spaces in her white shoes, white uniform, and unzipped black
leather jacket, with her wet blond hair slicked straight back and tucked behind her ears, Del Payne looked like a nurse who might also be a Hell’s Angel, equally capable of ministering to a sick man or kicking the ass of a healthy one.
She selected a box of large plastic garbage bags, a wide roll of plumbing tape, a package containing four rolls of paper towels, a packet of razor blades, a tape measure, a bottle of one-gram tablets of vitamin C, a bottle of vitamin-E capsules, and two twelve-ounce bottles of orange juice. From an early-bird display of Christmas decorations, she snatched up a conical, red flannel Santa hat with a fake white fur trim and white pompon.
As they were passing the dairy-and-deli section, she stopped and pointed at a stack of containers in one of the coolers and said, ‘Do you eat tofu?’
Her question seemed so esoteric that Tommy could only repeat it in bafflement, ‘Do I eat tofu?’
‘I asked first.’
‘No. I don’t like tofu.’
‘You should.’
‘Why,’ he asked impatiently, ‘because I’m Asian? I don’t eat with chopsticks, either.’
‘Are you always so sensitive?’
‘I’m not sensitive,’ he said defensively.
‘I didn’t even think about you being Asian until you brought it up,’ she said.
Curiously, he believed her. Though he didn’t know her well, he already knew that she was different from other people, and he was willing to believe that she had just now noticed the slant of his eyes and the burnt-brass shade of his skin.
Chagrined, he said, ‘I’m sorry.’
‘I was only asking if you ate tofu because if you eat it five times a week or more, then you’ll never
have to worry about prostate cancer. It’s a homeopathic preventative.’