She did so. "What about them?"wInkstains."
Her mouth fell open. "From that you've deduced that I'm Lady Whistledown?"wWhy are they there, then?"wYou've never used a quill?"wEloise..." There was a great deal of warning in his voice.wI don't have to tell you why I have inkstains on my fingers."
He said her name again.wI don't," she protested. "I owe you no—oh, very well, fine." She crossed her arms mutinously."I write letters."
He shot her an extremely disbelieving look.wI do!" she protested. "Every day. Sometimes two in a day when Francesca is away. I'm quite a loyal correspondent. You should know. I've written enough letters withyourname on the envelope, although I doubt half of them ever reached you."wLetters?" he asked, his voice full of doubt... and derision. "For God's sake, Eloise, do you really think that will wash? Who the devil are you writing so many letters to?"
She blushed. Really, truly, deeply blushed. "It's none of your business."
He would have been intrigued by her reaction if he still weren't so sure that she was lying about being Lady Whistledown. "For God's sake, Eloise," he bit off, "who is going to believe that you're writing letters every day? I certainly don't."
She glared at him, her dark gray eyes flashing with fury. "I don't care what you think," she said in a very low voice. "No, that's not true. I am furious that you don't believe me."wYou're not giving me much to believe in," he said wearily.
She stood, walked over to him, and poked him in the chest. Hard. "You are my brother," she spat out.wYou should believe me unquestioningly. Love me unconditionally. That's what it means to be family."wEloise," he said, her name coming out really as nothing more than a sigh.wDon't try to make excuses now."wI wasn't."wThat's even worse!" She stalked to the door. "You should be on your hands and knees, begging me for forgiveness."
He hadn't thought he had it in him to smile, but somehow that did it for him. "Now, that doesn't really seem in keeping with my character, does it?"
She opened her mouth to say something, but the sound that came out was not precisely English. All she managed was something along the lines of, "Ooooooooh," in an extremely irate voice, and then she stormed out, slamming the door behind her.
Colin slouched into a chair, wondering when she'd realize that she'd left him in her own bedchamber.
The irony was, he reflected, possibly the only bright spot in an otherwise miserable day.
CHAPTER 10
Dear Reader—
It is with a surprisingly sentimental heart that I write these words. After eleven years of chronicling the lives and times of the beau monde, This Author is putting down her pen.
Although Lady Danbury's challenge was surely the catalyst for the retirement, in truth the blame cannot be placed (entirely) upon that countess's shoulders. The column has grown wearisome of late, less fulfilling to write, and perhaps less entertaining to read. This Author needs a change. It is not so difficult to fathom. Eleven years is a long time.
And in truth, the recent renewal of interest in This Author's identity has grown disturbing. Friends are turning against friends, brothers against sisters, all in the futile attempt to solve an unsolvable secret.
Furthermore, the sleuthing of the ton has grown downright dangerous. Last week it was Lady Blackwood's twisted ankle, this week's injury apparently belongs to Hyacinth Bridgerton, who was slightly hurt at Saturday's soirie held at the London home of Lord and Lady Riverdale. (It has not escaped This Author's notice that Lord Riverdale is Lady Danbury's nephew.) Miss Hyacinth must have suspected someone in attendance, because she sustained her injuries while falling into the library after the door was opened while she had her ear pressed up to the woo d.
Listening at doors, chasing down delivery boys— and these are only the tidbits that have reached This Authors ears! What has London Society come to? This Author assures you, Dear Reader, that she never once listened at a door in all eleven years of her career. All gossip in this column was come by fairly, with no tools or tricks other than keen eyes and ears.
I bid you au revoir, London! It has been a pleasure to serve you.
Lady Whistledown's Society Papers,19 April 1824
It was, not surprisingly, the talk of the Macclesfield ball.wLady Whistledown has retired!"wCan you believe it?"wWhat will I read with my breakfast?"wHow will I know what happened if I miss a party?"wWe'll never find out who she is now!"wLady Whistledown has retired!"
One woman fainted, nearly cracking her head against the side of a table as she slumped gracelessly to the floor. Apparently, she had not read that morning's column and thus heard the news for the first time right there at the Macclesfield ball. She was revived by smelling salts but then quickly swooned again.wShe's a faker," Hyacinth Bridgerton muttered to Felicity Featherington as they stood in a small group
with the Dowager Lady Bridgerton and Penelope. Penelope was officially attending as Felicity's chaperone due to their mother's decision to remain home with an upset stomach.wThe first faint was real," Hyacinth explained. "Anyone could tell that by the clumsy way she fell. But this ..." Her hand flicked toward the lady on the floor with a gesture of disgust. "No one swoons like a ballet dancer. Not even ballet dancers."
Penelope had overheard the entire conversation, as Hyacinth was directly to her left, and so she murmured, "Have you ever swooned?" all the while keeping her eyes on the unfortunate woman, who was now coming awake with a delicate fluttering of eyelashes as the smelling salts were once again wafted under her nose.wAbsolutely not!" Hyacinth replied, with no small measure of pride. "Swoons are for the tenderhearted and foolish," she added. "And if Lady Whistledown were still writing, mark my words, she would say the exact same thing in her next column."wAlas, there are no words to mark anymore," Felicity answered with a sad sigh.