Chapter 311: Why is My Luck So Bad?
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The young master in white clothes was stunned. What did he mean?
He could not be blamed for not fully understanding the situation. Despite Dong Tianleng speaking a human language, it was rare for a normal person to immediately grasp the entire meaning all at once; at least, that was the case for the young master in white.
"Am I like an artist, like the dragon and phoenix?" Dong Tianleng continued firing shots, "Where is the dragon? Where is the phoenix? Tell me quickly! I’ve always been curious of these two, and have admired them for a very long time.
The young master in white was momentarily stunned as he attempted to gather his thoughts, "How barbaric! How dare he speak to me like this?"
"Do you regret meeting me now? Don't be overly distraught by it," Dong Tianleng chose to end his sentence with a despondent face.
The young master glared, finally understanding what kind of a man Dong Tianleng was; his hands were already trembling.
How could this bastard be so sordid? This young master had never met someone as sordid in his entire life.
Dong Tianleng continued to rant. "Drink with you? Who are the f*ck you? Do you actually dare to ask me for a drink? Are you buying? Do you think your father is someone poor? Am I lacking your wine money? Do you think your words can make your father lower his status?"
The young master in white took in a deep breath, obviously struggling to keep his temper in check. Anyone with adequate power and background would be struggling at this moment, so it was not at all strange.
Just as he was about to erupt, Dong Tianleng had caught him off guard by lashing out first. The anger accumulated throughout the entire day was unleashed fully on this man who came without an invitation. Dong Tianleng had at least kept the anger within him for a good eight days!
If he kept it in any longer, he felt like he was going to boil over and explode.
Since there was a dumb*ss who brought himself over today, how could he not utilize this godsend opportunity?
Dong Tianleng sprung up and slapped the table, angrily shouting, "You rich bumpkin, have you forgotten your family name with the number of tainted taels you have? Must you flaunt it here? Do you think you’re more decent now with some fortune in your pocket? Do you think your bones are weightless and floating already so you can ascend into high society? Buy your own f*cking drinks! Does your father know you? Do you know who your father is? Do you know your father’s mood is down the drain right now? You f*cking donkey, you dare to provoke me, didn't your family teach you the rules of society? Do you want your father to teach you how to be a person?"
The young master in white was at a loss for words. It wasn't only him; the elder in black clothes standing beside him was stunned as well.
He would never have dreamed of his graceful and classy invitation with a charming smile – his warm passion, would be rewarded with loud flatulence! One that was tinged with excrement as well! It was utterly tragic and absolutely horrible.
"You!" The young master’s lips were quivering with rage.
"You? What you? Do you not know how to speak now? Go home and learn to speak if you don’t, who are you trying to be, when you can’t even speak properly? Aren’t you pathetic? Aren’t you humiliating? Do you even still have shame?" Dong Tianleng was being utterly impossible, the way he was behaving.
"I!" Blood drained from the young master’s face.
"I? What I?" Dong Tianleng rolled his eyes. "You’re not having a f*cking seizure, are you? I hope you won't die from anger. Are you sure you won’t die from a blocked artery? Yeah? Then I shall go on cursing! Look at you, stuttering and unable to speak clearly. Looking all soft and delicate, it just shows that you’re not a good thing with the first glance! Are you a rapist? Are you the one behind the rape cases in Tiantang City few days ago? You trash! Not saying anything means you’re admitting guilt! You vile abuser! I must act in place of god today and rid the people of this harm!"
Dong Tianleng hollered. "Old Fatt!"
Old Fatt raised his pale face in fear.
Did he just accuse this man of being a rapist? I can’t keep up with this tempo of my young master…
Dong Tianleng was already shouting again, "Quick, seize this rapist and send him to the officials so he can be penalized! I didn’t expect to solve a big case coming out today! This is a heinous and wicked one! You’re called Flying on Grass right? That’s your name? I knew it’s you! F*cking Flying on Grass, I’m going to apprehend you today! How much blood debt of innocent ladies is in your hands, you can just wonder."
Dong Tianleng remembered one of Yun Yang’s teachings – one must stand at the high point of morality if one were to make a fuss over things.
He felt that he had stood tall and proud on that point today.
"I’m going to exterminate this evil for the people! Acting on behalf on the heavens! I’m giving my all today, pouring my passion and youth to weave them into a legend…" Dong Tianleng slapped the table and with that loud boom, he carried, "Catch him!"
Just as he finished speaking, he immediately felt a sense of suffocatingly murderous intent – bone-chilling and sterile.
The young master in white whose face had gone from his initial amiability to bafflement to being dumbfounded to infuriation to uncontrollable rage suddenly returned to serenity. Not only did his eyes glint with an intimidating chilling ray, his body stopped trembling as a formless pressure emerged from his change of attitude, locking itself onto Dong Tianleng as it surged.
"What courage!" The young master said coldly, "No one dares talk to me like that ever since this young master was born. Come, come, child. You’re bold. Speak another word, let this young master learn from experience!"
Feeling the intense killing intent that no one but only he could feel, Dong Tianleng turned cowardly on the spot. There was only one thought in his head - oh my god, have I stumbled once more?
Why is my luck so bad? Why do I always stumble into such tough characters? This one here… seems about the same like Ling Xiaozui.
Recalling what he had said just now, Dong Tianleng only felt like doing one thing. If he could swallow his words back, he would have opened his mouth wide like a basin.
As the opposite party’s words were being processed, Dong Tianleng suddenly felt bold and reckless with only a momentary shudder. He had chastised him anyway; the way to death was already set. He would just give his all, did the fellow not say he wanted to hear his cursing again?
Father, I, shall… grant you your wish… But I’m a little scared of dying if I really make his wish come true…
"You… what do you mean?"
Dong Tianleng toughened up and spoke in a harsh voice, "Will I speak just because you asked me to? How humiliating would that be! Teach you something? What are you paying me? I won’t be following your wishes. This young master’s mood is wonderful today and shall let you go off the hook once. Old Fatt, let’s leave!"
Dong Tianleng wanted to flee right away.
Oh my god, I’m so petrified!
It was already too late to think of escaping, though. Before Dong Tianleng’s words even finished echoing.
Bang! Bang!
Dong Tianleng fell over, like he was riding on a cloud. He actually flew quite a bit before he landed harshly on the street. Pain shot up his body as black dots clouded his vision, he felt his bone breaking. Turning his head with much effort, he saw his guard falling pathetically next to him too.
"Old Fatt…" Dong Tianleng felt hopeless. "Why can’t you fight them? … Why is my luck so bad…"
Old Fatt straightened up, intending to pick himself up. Once he heard his young master though, his eyes rolled and he fainted.
Why can’t I fight them? Can you not see what their level is? It’d be absurd if I could even get close!
If I can fight such existence, I could’ve boasted in front of Ling Xiaozui!
As for why your luck is so bad, don’t you f*cking have the slightest idea? Spitting strings of curses like nobody’s business… the god would’ve been blind if your luck can be good!
"Carry him!"
The young master in white looked icy. "To the Residence of Yun!"
He was still worried over not having an excuse. That was why he lowered his status to make acquaintance with Dong Tianleng; despite achieving his goal, it was tortuous. He was already fuming when the bastard admonished him but he had also vented by walloping him; he could even go look for Yun Yang with this excuse!
He could look for him directly and see how this Young Master Yun would handle such an unexpected change of events. He would find out what relationship it was between this Young Master Yun and Ji Lingxi!
…
Yun Yang was squatting on the ground and training the mystical beasts with utmost concentration.
"Hero! Come, here!"
"Good Man! Over here!"
"King! Jump! Don’t simply move your feet when you jump!"
"Hush! Tsch, tsch! Hush, hush, hush!"
"Got it?" Yun Yang asked Chun Wanfeng and gang.
The three of them nodded dumbly. They seemed to have gotten it but they still had no idea of the particular meaning… They did not even know what these actions could really do!
"You fellows don’t have to know the particularity of things. Just remember my hand gestures and commands." Yun Yang comforted them, "You’ve all improved a lot. It should be about it with more practice…"
The three young masters looked miserable. Why didn’t I feel any improvement? Is there even any to speak of?
"Bang!"
As they communicated, the doors to the Residence of Yun were suddenly kicked open. The two doors flew and landed in the courtyard, resulting in a loud bang.
Then, two more explosive concussions went off.. Two unconscious people had landed in front of the crowd.
They were Dong Tianleng and Old Fatt.
Dong Family’s guards sprung up at once, infuriated!
"Who did that?"
"I did!" An icy voice came from the doorway.
When the group’s gaze followed the source of the sound, they saw two people strolling in from the non-existent doors.
One was in white while another in black; one was young while another was old; one was handsome and tall while another was hunched and old.
Just as they appeared, an ominously oppressing aura engulfed the entire Residence of Yun.