He says, “Get a load of this, girl. If you can handle it.”
And he is grooving all over the place.
“Handle this!” And I’m dancing too, till we’re dancing like lunatics, and I don’t feel like crying anymore ever again.
He goes, “Do the Exploding Hair!”
And he shakes his head to the left, to the right, to the middle. He has an unfair advantage because his hair is so much bigger, but I do my best to shake my hair all around.
I go, “Do the Lightning Strike!” And I jump and shake, jump and shake like I’m being electrified. He starts jumping and shaking too, and at some point, I look around and a handful of other people are on their feet and dancing at their tables.
Jack says, “It’s a dance revolution!”
He takes my hand and twirls me round and round so that I’m spinning like a top and laughing. I think what an amazing world this would be if we all danced everywhere we went.
He walks me to the front door of my house, and when we get there I wait for him to kiss me good night, but instead he hugs me. This isn’t a Fat Girl Rodeo hug. It’s warm and enveloping in a good way, and I can smell the soap and outdoors on him, like he rolled in fresh grass. I want him to hold me forever, but then he pulls away and gazes down at me with half-closed eyes. “Good night, Libby.”
And I say, “Good night, Jack.” And I go inside and my dad is there, and I tell him about the dinner and then I go to my room and close the door and sit on the bed and think, Why the hell didn’t he want to kiss me?
My phone buzzes. Best date ever.
Followed by: I can’t wait to do it again.
Followed by: This chick Mary Katherine really reminds you of us? From what I can tell, she’s pretty much bats in the belfry.
I write: Yes, but in a kind of lovable way. She’s got this big secret, and no one understands her. Does that help you make the connection?
He writes back: Oh I didn’t say I don’t see the connection, but tell me you don’t think we’re that crazy.
Me: I think we’re even crazier.
Jack: I’ll buy that.
A few minutes later, he writes: I can’t stop reading. This may be the best birthday present I’ve ever gotten, next to the soldering iron they gave me when I turned nine.
Me: That’s what I like about you. So manly, yet so cerebral.
Jack: Those are only two of the many, many things you like about me. And don’t get me started on what I like about you. I’ll never get this book read, and it’s my life’s mission to finish it tonight.
He texts me off and on through the rest of the night, giving me a running commentary on what he’s reading. Eventually, I fall back into the pillows, a big, loopy smile on my face. He may not have kissed me after our date, but it’s almost definitely, undeniably, absolutely guaranteed that he will.
Monday morning, a tall girl with dark skin and a painted-on beauty mark finds me at my locker.
“Jack.”
Caroline.
“Yes?”
Just in case it isn’t her but some other tall girl with dark skin and a painted-on beauty mark by one eye.
“Did you have a good weekend?”
“Thanks for asking. Yes, I did.”
“You know what people are saying, don’t you?”
And here it comes.
“That I’m one badass dude?”
“About that girl. That Libby Strout. And you. They’re saying you’re dating her. That she’s your new girlfriend. I was like, I know that can’t be true, but they’re like, no, it’s true. He took her to Clara’s.”
“Who is ‘they’?”
“It doesn’t matter.”
I can hear the hurt in her voice, buried underneath all the venom. I want to say It’s okay to be a person. We’re all afraid. We all get hurt. It’s okay to hurt. You’d be so much more likable if you just acted human.
“We’re not together anymore, Caroline, so, uh, not to be rude, but why do you care?”
“I think it’s sweet that you want to be nice to her after what you did, but I’m just concerned about her. Girls like that, you can’t mess around with them, Jack.” She shakes her head. “You could end up breaking her heart.”
“We haven’t defined anything yet, but if you’re asking me if I like hanging out with her? Absolutely. And do I think she’s one cool chick? Yes. Do I think she’s beautiful? Yeah, I do. I really do. I’m not messing around with her. I like her. Any other questions?”
She stands there, perfectly composed, perfectly Caroline, and says, “You know, you think you’re all that, you pretend to be all that, but you’re not.”
“I know I’m not. Which is all the more reason I’m grateful she likes me anyway.”
At home, I dig through the pile of clothes on my floor until I come up with the jeans I’m looking for. I pull the ball of wadded-up paper out of the back pocket. Top 10 Reasons to Date a Fat Girl.
I make myself reread it. It’s like I need to prove to myself once and for all that she’s fat and I don’t care.
Every word of the article makes me sick. How could I ever feel anything but lucky that this girl likes me?
I go downstairs to the kitchen, walk directly to the stove, turn on one of the burners, and wave the paper over the gas flame till it catches fire. I hold the paper up and away from the stove and watch as the words burn away. And then I drop what’s left of the paper into the sink, where it burns itself into a pile of ashes. I turn on the faucet and wash the remains down the drain, and for good measure, flick the switch to the garbage disposal and let it grind.