"No, I like it." He wrapped a curl around his finger and brushed it with his thumb. "Think of it as an unexpected appointment at the salon. Look, we'll get into the finer points of personal grooming later. I need to find out more about what's going on up there."
"With the sparklies. Yeah, they looked real dangerous."
He frowned at me. "They shouldn't even exist. That's dangerous enough for me."
"So? What's the plan, Sherlock? We stick them in a test tube and start experimenting?"
He stepped away from me and turned to pace the room restlessly. He was no longer entirely comfortable, I could see that; in addition to the change in body language, he'd put on a pair of blue jeans and a loose, worn gray T-shirt with the logo of some university faded almost to invisibility. As I watched, he formed a blue-and-white checked shirt, buttoned halfway.
No shoes, yet. He wasn't quite ready to go. "I have to talk to someone," he said. "Can I trust you to stay here for a while?"
"Can't I go with you?"
He focused on me for a second, then moved his gaze away. "No. That wouldn't be-a good idea."
"Who are you going to see?"
"You don't need to know."
Okay, this was starting to piss me off. "Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom? Because I don't like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know."
I expected him to snap a comeback, but instead he smiled and paused in his pacing. "Are we having our first quarrel?"
"No, I recall a hotel room back in Oklahoma where you tried to make me claim you as a Djinn slave. That was our first quarrel." It had been a doozy. The apology sex had been even better.
"Right." He locked his hands behind his back and wandered to the windows to look out. "Something's wrong up there. I don't know what it is, or what caused it. I don't even know if it's dangerous, but. . . it doesn't feel right. And that's as much as I know, Jo. I need to ask around, see if anybody else has noticed anything. This could be very important."
"Or it could be leftovers from the big New Year's Eve party up on the aetheric."
He shrugged and folded his arms across his chest as he stared out. "As party favors go, those are pretty persistent."
He really was worried. I sat down on the bed and pulled a sheet over myself, kind of a wrinkled toga, nothing elegant but at least a covering. "So go, then," I said. "If it's that important."
He turned to look at me, and I read a flash of gratitude, just before the phone rang.
We froze. His copper eyes swirled darker.
"Wrong number?" I asked.
"Let's find out." He crossed to it, picked up the elegant little handset, and angled to watch me. "Hello?"
Not a wrong number. His expression went blank and stiff.
"Not over the phone," he said. "We need to do this in person. Where do you want to meet?" Another pause. "Yes," he said. Pause. "I know where it is. Yes."
He hung up. In the same motion, his favorite olive drab wool coat formed around him, long and deceptively elegant. When he turned to look down at me, he'd also added the round disguising glasses that I remembered so well from the first time we'd met. They made his angular face look gentle, and behind them his eyes had gone a warm brown instead of Djinn copper.
"We've got to go."
I didn't like the way he said it. I didn't like the sudden tension in his shoulders, either. "Trouble?" I asked.
He smiled slightly. "It's still your middle name, isn't it?"
"Who was on the phone?"
"Later."
"Come on, remember the whole mushroom thing? Who called?"
He gave me a long, unhappy look, but he must have known he couldn't just drag me around like a suitcase. "Lewis."
"Lewis?"
"He wants to meet you."
"Oh. Right. He . . . mentioned that, back there-you know, at the funeral." I gestured vaguely over my shoulder in a direction that probably didn't indicate the Drake Hotel. "Something on his mind."
He didn't look any happier at that revelation. "Joanne, you have to-"
"-leave my mortal life behind, yeah, I know, but it's Lewis. You know?"
He did. And once again, no spikes on the happiness meter. I let the sheet fall away, looked down at myself, and frowned. Oh, the skin looked okay; evidently, I had the knack, just not the expertise yet to do it fast. No, I was thinking about clothes. As in the lack thereof.
"Um ..." I pointed at my breasts. "Don't think they let me go out in public like this."
David crossed his arms across his chest and looked, well, obstinate. Cute, but obstinate. "You expect me to do everything for you?"
"No. Just dress me. Please."
"And what if I don't?"
Ah, he'd figured out a way to keep me out of trouble. Or so he thought. I gave him a warm, evil smile. "Then you'd better hope I can master that not-being-noticed thing really quickly, because otherwise me and the NYPD are going to have a beautiful friendship." I swung my legs out and stood up, and started walking for the door. He stepped back, looked down at his crossed arms, then up and over the top of his glasses. Effective. He must have known how gorgeous he looked doing that.
"Seriously," I said, and clicked back the privacy lock. The hotel air-conditioning whispered cold over my skin in places that didn't normally get to experience a breeze; I shivered and felt goosebumps texturing me all over. "Going outside now. Clothes would be a plus, but whatever . . ."
Okay, I was bluffing, but it was a really, really good bluff. I swung the door open, hoping there wouldn't be some society matron with her poodle-dog in the hall, and stepped out with my naked feet on the plush carpet. Expecting clothes to materialize around me.
They didn't.
It wasn't that good a bluff, apparently. David raised the stakes.
The door slammed shut behind me, slapping me like a barely friendly smack on my bare butt. I yelped, crossed my arms over my breasts, then dropped one hand down to make a totally inadequate privacy panel. Shifted from one foot to another and pressed my back against the wood and said, "Funny, David! Come on, help me out here."
He didn't sound amused. "You need to learn how to dress yourself."
"I will. I swear. Just-not right now, okay?"
"Not okay. Either you admit you're not ready and come back inside, or put your own clothes on. Out there." Not a drop of sympathy in David's disembodied voice. I pulled in a breath, leaned against the door, and struggled to concentrate. Clothes are tricky, when you have to create them out of air and energy and make them look, well, good. Although frankly at the moment, I figured I'd better settle for fast and ugly. Wal-Mart was okay by me.