Chapter 29
Paying Respects
Gilbert Bendetti liked his job, really liked his job. It was a government job, of sorts, so the benefits were good and the work easy. He liked working nights, too, it was quiet and he was usually in the morgue by himself, so he didn't have to feel self-conscious about his weight or his bad skin. He liked playing with computers and the lab equipment, and he liked answering the phone and acting official. Being the night man at the coroner's office would have been a great job even if he didn't get to fuck the dead, but with that, it was heaven.
Tonight Gilbert was bubbling with anticipation. They had wheeled Miss Right in that afternoon and left him explicit instructions not to put her away, but to let her sit out to thaw for the autopsy. Some psycho had put her in a freezer. Sick bastard had put TV dinners under her arms. Now she was curled up on a gurney, teasing him. That cocktail dress, that red hair - he could hardly wait.
He checked the log and locked his skin books in the desk drawer, then loosened his lab coat and went down the hall to test her for flexibility. The last time he checked she'd started to get a little flexibility, but he knew that inside she was - well - frigid, despite the Salisbury-steak gravy dripping from under her arms.
He pushed through the glass door into the holding room and there she was, just as he had left her, her pouty lips beckoning to him, her lovely legs curled up behind her.
"My angel," Gilbert said, "shall I help you with those pesky panty hose?"
He straightened her legs on the gurney and pushed her skirt up. She was still a little chilly, but she was movable. Good, once rigor mortis set in, passion could put you into positions that would challenge a yoga master. Gilbert had thrown his back out more than once.
Her panty hose were sheer black, but except for her right big toe, her feet were dusty. She must have been walking in her stocking feet. Indulging himself in some foreplay, Gilbert had sucked her big toe clean shortly after they brought her in. Foreplay, sorta.
He considered testing her with the meat thermometer, but she was so perfect, he didn't want to mark that lovely body. He reached up under her skirt, grabbed the waistband of her panty hose, and began to work them down.
"Black lace panties, my goodness..." He tried to remember her name, then checked her toe tag. "My goodness, Jody, how did you know I liked black lace?"
He peeled her panty hose off, stopping to loosen the toe tag first, then ran his hands up her thighs after the lace panties.
"And a natural redhead," Gilbert said, dropping the panties on the floor. He stepped back a moment to admire her and slip out of his lab coat. He locked the wheels on the gurney, pulled the TV dinners out from under her arms, and unzipped his pants.
"This is going to be so good. So good." He climbed over the end of the gurney, careful to stay balanced. Nothing ruined the mood more than toppling to the linoleum and bashing your skull.
He licked a path up the inside of her leg.
"Tommy, that tickles," she said.
Gilbert looked up. No, it's my imagination. He returned to his pleasure.
"No, let me shower first," she said. She sat up.
Gilbert pushed himself backward so violently that the gurney went up on its end, dumping Jody on the floor. Gilbert backed away from her holding his chest, his breath refusing to come, bis withering willy waving in front of him.
Jody climbed to her feet. "Who are you?"
Gilbert couldn't talk. He couldn't breathe. It felt as if barbed wire had been looped around his heart and was being yanked by a team of horses. He backed into a rack of drawers, banging his head.
Jody looked around. "How did I get here? Answer me."
Gilbert gasped and fell to his knees.
"Where's Tommy? And where the fuck are my panties?"
Gilbert was shaking his head. He rolled on his side, took two more tortured breaths, and died.
"Hey!" Jody said. "I need some answers here."
Gilbert didn't answer. Jody watched the black aura of his dying fade away, leaving only the residual heat signature of his body.
"Sorry," she said.
She looked around: the gurney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.
She checked her watch, but it was gone. The wall clock over Gilbert's body read 1 a.m.
Why did I wake up so late? I've got to find Tommy and find out what happened.
She picked up her panties from the floor and wiggled into them. The panty hose she left where they lay, instead looking around for her shoes. She didn't see them. She didn't see her purse anywhere either.
Money. I'm going to need cab fare.
She crouched by Gilbert's body and rifled through his pockets, coming up with thirty dollars and some change. Almost as an afterthought she tucked his exposed member back into his pants and zipped him up.
"I did that for your family, not for you," she said. Then thought, I'm getting worse than Tommy, talking to dead people.
She started toward the door, then stopped and looked at the wall of drawers. The scenario cane over her like a sudden sneeze.
Tommy is probably in one of those drawers. The vampire killed him, and when the coroner came, they thought I was dead too. But why did he spare me? And why did it take so long to wake up? Maybe it was that med student. Maybe when I missed the meeting he told the cops when to find me. But he didn't know how to find me.
She went though the glass doors and down the hall where she stopped at the phone and called the loft. No answer. She dialed the Marina Safeway's number.
"Marina Safeway." She recognized Simon McQueen's drawl.
"Simon, this is Jody. I need to talk to Tommy."
"Who? Who did you say you were?"
"It's Jody. Tommy's girlfriend. I need to speak to him."
Simon was quiet for a moment. When he finally spoke, his voice was an octave lower. "You don't know where Flood is?"
"He's not there?"
"Nope."
"Is he okay?"
"In a manner of speakin', he's okay. What about you? You feelin' all right?"
"Yes, Simon, I'm fine. Where's Tommy?"
"Well, ain't you a wonder. You're sure you feel okay?"
"Yes. Where's Tommy?"
"I can't tell you over the phone. I'll come get you. Where are you?"
"I'm not sure; just a second." Jody ran to the front door. The address was printed on the glass. She went back to the phone and gave Simon an address two blocks away.
"Let me get someone to cover my section. I'll be there in a half hour."
"Thanks, Simon." Jody hung up. What in the hell was going on?
While she waited for Simon to arrive, Jody parried the propositions of two guys in a Mercedes who had mistaken her for a hooker. Not an unreasonable mistake considering she was standing barefoot on a back street in a low-cut cocktail dress on a cold San Francisco night. Finally, when she told them she was an undercover cop, their resolve softened and they drove off hanging their heads.
Simon rounded the corner five minutes later and skidded to a stop in a cloud of smoking rubber and testosterone. He threw the door open for her.
"Get in."
Jody leaped into the passenger seat. Simon seemed a little surprised that she hadn't used the two steps mounted under the door. "You're steppin' high tonight, darlin'," Simon said.
Jody closed the door. "Where's Tommy?"
"Hold your horses, I'll take you to him." Simon put the truck in gear and roared off. "You sure you're feeling all right?"
"Yes, I'm fine. Why couldn't you tell me what happened to Tommy on the phone?"
"Well, he's hiding out. Seems the police want him for some murders."
"The Whiplash murders?"
"Those be the ones." Simon looked at her. "Ain't you cold?"
"Oh, I lost my coat."
"And shoes?"
"Yes, and shoes. Some guys were chasing me." Jody knew she didn't sound very convincing.
They were headed down Market toward the Bay Bridge. Simon grinned and pushed his black Stetson back on his head. "You don't get cold, do you, darlin'?"
"What do you mean?"
Simon hit the electric-lock button; Jody heard the lock go thunk at her side. Simon said, "You don't get hot either, do you? Or sick. Do you get sick?"
Jody hugged the door handle. "What are you getting at, Simon?"
Simon reached inside his jacket and came out with a Colt Python revolver. He pointed it at her and cocked it. "Now I know bullets might not kill you, but I'll bet they hurt like hell. And I put some little wood pegs in the hollow points just in case that does the job."
Jody had no idea what a bullet would do to her and she didn't want to find out. "What do you want, Simon?"
Simon pulled the truck into an alley and switched off the engine. "Couple of things. I don't know which I want first until you answer some questions."
"Whatever you want, Simon. You're Tommy's friend. You don't have to be a hard-ass, just ask."
"That's right sweet of you, darlin'. Now tell me, do you get sick?"
"Everybody gets sick, Simon. I get a cold every now and then."
Simon dug the gun into her ribs. "Don't bullshit me now. I know what you are."
Jody looked closely at Simon for the first time. He was burning up, the heat coming off him in red waves, even in the relative warmth of the truck cab. But below the heat aura she saw something else that she hadn't seen the first night she'd met him. Maybe because she hadn't known what to look for. Under the heat signature Simon was ringed by a thin black corona, as she had seen on other people - the death aura, but thinner, as if it was just growing.