2. Test
�� 1. The Countess Abigail Von Normal is:
�� A. Emergency Backup Mistress of the Bay Area Dark.
�� B. A Gothic hottie consumed by the banal hopelessness of existence.
�� C. Not perky, but dark, complex, and tr��s mysterious.
�� D. All the above, and possibly more.
�� 2. The vampire Flood and his nosferatu maker, the Countess Jody, were imprisoned in a bronze shell in the pose from Rodin's The Kiss because:
�� A. Their love is eternal and their mingled souls will live on in romantic embrace to the end of time.
�� B. Foo and I were pretty sure that the Countess would go FOAKES (Freak Out and Kill Everything in Sight) when she found out our plan to turn the Animals back to human.
�� C. We just like to look at our friends, naked and bronzed, because it gets us all hot.
�� D. I can't believe you picked "c." You should get a big "L" tattooed on your forehead to save people time in figuring out what a ginormous loser you are! You wish that Foo and I needed pervy preludes to stimulate our orgasmic, toe-curling soul-sex. Trust me, the sun weeps that it cannot achieve the blistering hotness of our nookie.
�� 3. Despite myths perpetrated by jealous day dwellers, the nosferatu are only vulnerable to the effects of:
�� A. Garlic. (Right, because pizza and the breath of vegans will quell their ancient power.)
�� B. Crosses and holy water. (Oh right, because creatures of darkest evil are total bitches of the baby Jebus.)
�� C. Silver. (Uh-huh, and aluminum, because that makes sense.)
�� D. Sunlight.
�� 4. My and Foo's greatest challenge as minions is to protect our dark masters, the Countess and Lord Flood, from: