The Last of August - Page 76/83

His pistol went off into the floor.

A pause, where no one really knew what to do, and then Charlotte Holmes dove down on top of him, pressing his nose down into the marble ground, pinning his arms behind his back.

“August,” she said over her shoulder. “If you’re done trying to kill yourself, will you please fetch me some handcuffs?”

thirteen

WE FLEW, ALL OF US TOGETHER, BACK TO ENGLAND ON one of Milo’s military-grade planes. Me and Holmes and August and a pair of Moriartys in chains. Not to mention the armed guards, still nameless and interchangeable, all staring at Hadrian and Phillipa like they were rabid dogs about to slip their leashes.

“Mr. Holmes has requested that we watch them closely until he arrives to claim them,” a soldier said, when I asked what was going to happen next.

“Are they under arrest? Proper arrest? Like, going to jail?”

Holmes shrugged. “Does it matter?” she said. “We’ll dispose of them one way or another. Sussex first, though, please.”

“When will Milo get here?” I asked.

“He’s on his way now,” she said. “He has information about Lucien that he needs to tell me in person.”

August stared down at his hands. “Can you take the two of them somewhere else?” he asked quietly, and the soldiers hauled his brother and sister to the back of the plane and out of view.

We’d left Tom and Lena at the Prague airport. They were about to catch a flight back to Chicago to spend Christmas with Tom’s family. A compromise, Tom told me, for having spent so much of his break bumming around Europe with Lena.

“And your parents agreed to let you be away all this time?” I asked. We were at the curbside drop-off. Holmes and Lena were inside, arranging for the faux-Langenberg paintings to be delivered back to Germany. It was Christmas Day; everything but the airport was closed.

He nodded at me, hands in his pockets. “Her family’s paying for it all, you know? My parents figured it might be my best chance to do some traveling. They can’t afford any of this stuff. Even after I got suspended, they thought . . . well, why pass up an opportunity?”

So they weren’t the parents of the year. I was beginning to understand Tom a bit more. “Was it worth it? I mean, did you and Lena have fun?”

To my surprise, Tom shook his head. “I kind of miss them. My family. After all the crap that happened this semester, I thought I wanted to escape them . . . but like, Lena and I went to all these fancy restaurants and crazy stores where they make you tea while she tried on dresses and yeah, it was all interesting, but I kind of miss my couch. And my TV. And then this stuff with you and Charlotte?”

“Yeah?” I pulled my hat down further around my ears. Without that plastic mask, I felt self-conscious in public, especially now that my bruises were beginning to turn green around the edges. I looked like a piece of rotting meat. August had a bandage around his neck. Holmes wasn’t speaking to anyone except Lena, and then only in dark whispers. I didn’t need Tom to tell me that the last few days had been hard.

“Dude, just . . . you need to get yourself out, now. Like, guns? Soldiers for hire? A whole family of weirdos trying to kill your girlfriend? You’re not married to her, and I really like Charlotte, I think she’s interesting and, honestly, really scary, but I kind of think that if you keep following her around, you’re going to wind up dead.”

“August’s taken care of it,” I said.

Tom shrugged. “Maybe. If so, it’s a hell of an anticlimax, isn’t it?”

Before I could respond, Holmes and Lena came through the sliding doors in their dark jackets and hats. Lena slipped her gloved hand into Tom’s back pocket. “Ready?” she asked.

“Let me know if the Germans don’t reimburse you for the cost of those paintings,” Holmes said to her. “The Moriartys had some nerve, auctioning every last one of them off. I think you have a complete set. I don’t think my surveillance videos would be permissible in court, but we do have enough evidence to at least lean on the government to write you a check.”

“It’ll be fine,” Lena said. “I kind of like the paintings, anyway. I might put one in our room this spring.”

Holmes nodded tightly. “If they give you trouble,” she said, “tell them to shine a flashlight onto the canvases to look for cat hair.”

“Cat hair?”

“Hadrian’s trouser cuffs were coated in it. White,” she said, “so I assume it’s one of those wretched longhaired Persians. Hans Langenberg famously died alone. It was weeks before they found him. Since I haven’t read anything about his face being eaten—”

I wondered how long she’d been sitting on that information.

“No cats. Got it. I’ll tell them, if they ask.” Lena leaned in to kiss her roommate on the cheek, leaving a smudge of red where her lips had been. “Bye, guys. Merry Christmas. See you back at school!”

Holmes smiled briefly. “Go on, you’ll miss your flight.”

We met August at the airstrip. The Greystone plane was there waiting for us, and he was too, standing at the foot of the stairs with windswept hair and exhausted eyes. He looked like a photograph of himself rather than the real thing.

We all nodded to each other, too tired to say much. When we boarded and took our seats, Holmes huddled up against me. She tugged my arm down around her shoulders. Through the layers of sweaters and scarves and coats, I could still feel her shivering, and so I held on to her more tightly.