I can hear a buzz of interest coming from the back of the shop and turn idly to see what’s happening. A mirrored door to a stockroom is open, and a woman in a black suit is coming out, surrounded by a gaggle of eager assistants. What on earth is she holding? Why is everyone so—
Then suddenly I catch a glimpse of what she’s carrying. My heart stops. My skin starts to prickle.
It can’t be.
But it is. She’s carrying an Angel bag.
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IT’S AN ANGEL bag. In the flesh.
I thought they were all sold out everywhere. I thought they were totally impossible to get hold of.
The woman sets it down ceremoniously on a creamy suede pedestal and stands back to admire it. The whole shop has fallen silent. It’s like a member of the royal family has arrived. Or a movie star.
I’m transfixed.
It’s stunning. It’s totally stunning. The calfskin looks as soft as butter. The handpainted angel is all in delicate shades of aquamarine. And underneath is the name Dante written in diamanté.
My legs are all wobbly and my hands feel sweaty. This is better than when we saw the white tigers in Bengal. I mean, let’s face it. Angel bags are probably rarer than white tigers.
And there’s one in front of my nose.
I could just buy it flashes through my brain. I could buy it!
“Miss? Signorina? Can you hear me?” A voice pierces my thoughts, and I realize Silvia at the till is trying to get my attention.
“Oh,” I say, flustered. “Yes.” I pick up the pen and scribble any old signature. “So… is that a real Angel bag?”
“Yes, it is,” she says in a smug, bored tone, like a bouncer who knows the band personally and is used to dealing with besotted groupies.
“How much…” I swallow. “How much is it?”
“Two thousand euros.”
“Right.” I nod.
Two thousand euros. For a bag.
But if I had an Angel bag I wouldn’t need to buy any new clothes. Ever. Who needs a new skirt when you have the hippest bag in town?
I don’t care how much it is. I have to have it.
“I’d like to buy it, please,” I say in a rush.
There’s a stunned silence around the shop — then all the assistants burst into peals of laughter.
“You cannot buy the bag,” says Silvia pityingly. “There is a waiting list.”
Oh. A waiting list. Of course there would be a waiting list. I’m an idiot.
“Do you want to join the list?” she asks as she hands my Visa card back.
OK, let’s be sensible. I’m not really going to go on a waiting list in Milan. I mean, for a start, how would I pick it up? I’d have to get them to FedEx it. Or come over specially, or—
“Yes,” I hear my own voice saying. “Yes, please.”
After I write down my details, Silvia pops the form in a drawer. “We will call you when one is available.”
“And… when might that be?” I try not to sound too anxious.
“I cannot say.” She shrugs.
“How many people are ahead of me on the list?”
“We do not disclose such details.”
“Right.”
I feel a tiny dart of frustration. I mean, there it is. There’s the bag, a few feet away from me… and I can’t have it.
Never mind. I’m on the list. There’s nothing more I can do.
I pick up the carrier bag containing Luke’s belt and slowly walk away, pausing by the Angel bag. God, it’s heart-stopping. The coolest, most beautiful bag in the world.
I’m suddenly struck by an idea.
“I was just wondering,” I say, hurrying back to the till. “Do you know if everyone on the waiting list actually wants an Angel bag?”
“They are on the list.” Silvia says it as though she’s speaking to a total moron.
“Yes, but they might all have changed their minds,” I explain, my words tumbling out in excitement. “Or already have bought one! And then it would be my turn! Don’t you see? I could have this bag!”
How can she look so impassive? Doesn’t she understand how important this is?
“We will be contacting the customers in turn,” says Silvia. “We will be in touch if a bag becomes available for you.”
“I’ll do it for you, if you like,” I say, trying to sound helpful. “If you give me their numbers.”
Silvia looks at me silently for a moment.
“No, thank you. We will be in touch.”
“All right,” I say, deflating. “Well, thanks.”
There’s nothing more I can do. I’ll just stop thinking about it and enjoy the rest of Milan. Exactly. I give a final, longing glance at the Angel bag, then head out of the shop. I’m not going to obsess about this. I’m not even going to think about it. I’m going to focus on… culture. Yes.