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"Sir," inquired Barnabas, frowning, "do you mean the Prince?"

"Sir," said Mr. Smivvle, with a smiling shake of the head, "I prefer

the letters H.R.H. Anyhow, there were many rumors afloat at the time,

and her guardian--a regular, tarry old sea dog, by George--drags her

away from her brother's side, and buries her in the country, like

the one-armed old pirate he is, eye to her money they tell me;

regular old skinflint; bad as a Jew--damn him! But speaking of the

race, sir, do you happen to--know anything?"

"I know that it is to be run on the fifteenth of July," said

Barnabas abstractedly.

"Oh, very good!" exclaimed Mr. Smivvle--"ha! ha!--excellent! knows

it is to be run on the fifteenth; very facetious, curse me! But,

joking apart, sir, have you any private knowledge? The Viscount, now,

did he happen to tell you anything that--"

But, at this juncture, they were interrupted by a sudden tumult in

the yard outside, a hubbub of shouts, the ring and stamp of hoofs,

and, thereafter, a solitary voice upraised in oaths and curses.

Barnabas sprang to his feet, and hurrying out into the yard, beheld

a powerful black horse that reared and plunged in the grip of two

struggling grooms; in an adjacent corner was the late rider, who sat

upon a pile of stable-sweepings and swore, while, near by, perched

precariously upon an upturned bucket, his slim legs stretched out

before him, was a young exquisite--a Corinthian from top to toe--who

rocked with laughter, yet was careful to keep his head rigid, so as

to avoid crushing his cravat, a thing of wonder which immediately

arrested the attention of Barnabas, because of its prodigious height,

and the artful arrangement of its voluminous folds.

"Oh, dooce take me," he exclaimed in a faint voice, clapping a hand

to his side, "I'll be shot if I saw anything neater, no, not even at

Sadler's Wells! Captain Slingsby of the Guards in his famous double

somersault! Oh, damme, Sling! I'd give a hundred guineas to see you

do it again--I would, dooce take me!"

But Captain Slingsby continued to shake his fist at the great, black

horse, and to swear with unabated fervor.

"You black devil!" he exclaimed, "you four-legged imp of Satan! So,

you're up to your tricks again, are you? Well, this is the last

chance you shall have to break my neck, b'gad! I'm done with you

for a--"

Here the Captain became extremely fluent, and redder of face than

ever, as he poured forth a minute description of the animal; he

cursed him from muzzle to crupper and back again; he damned his eyes,

he damned his legs, individually and collectively, and reviled him,

through sire and dam, back to the Flood.