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Meanwhile Barnabas turned from raging Two-legs to superbly wrathful

Four-legs; viewed him from sweeping tail to lofty crest; observed

his rolling eye and quivering nostril; took careful heed of his

broad chest, slender legs, and powerful, sloping haunches with keen,

appraising eyes, that were the eyes of knowledge and immediate desire.

And so, from disdainful Four-legs he turned back to ruffled Two-legs,

who, having pretty well sworn himself out by this time, rose

gingerly to his feet, felt an elbow with gentle inquiry, tenderly

rubbed a muddied knee, and limped out from the corner.

Now, standing somewhat apart, was a broad-shouldered man, a

rough-looking customer in threadbare clothes, whose dusty boots

spoke of travel. He was an elderly man, for the hair, beneath the

battered hat, was gray, and he leaned wearily upon a short stick.

Very still he stood, and Barnabas noticed that he kept his gaze bent

ever upon the horse; nor did he look away even when the Captain

began to speak again.

"B'gad!" exclaimed the Captain, "I'll sell the brute to the highest

bidder. You, Jerningham, you seem devilish amused, b'gad! If you

think you can back him he's yours for what you like. Come, what's

the word?"

"Emphatically no, my dear, good Sling," laughed the young Corinthian,

shaking his curly head. "I don't mean to risk this most precious

neck of mine until the fifteenth, dear fellow, dooce take me if I do!"

"Why then, b'gad! I'll sell him to any one fool enough to bid. Come

now," cried the Captain, glancing round the yard, "who'll buy him?

B'gad! who'll give ten pounds for an accursed brute that nobody can

possibly ride?"

"I will!" said Barnabas.

"Fifteen, sir!" cried the shabby man on the instant, with his gaze

still on the horse.

"Twenty!" said Barnabas, like an echo.

"Twenty-five, sir!" retorted the shabby man.

"Hey?" cried the Captain, staring from one to the other. "What's all

this? B'gad! I say stop a bit--wait a minute! Bob, lend me your

bucket."

Hereupon the Corinthian obligingly vacating that article. Captain

Slingsby incontinent stood upon it, and from that altitude began to

harangue the yard, flourishing his whip after the manner of an

auctioneer's hammer.

"Now here you are, gentlemen!" he cried. "I offer you a devilishly

ugly, damnably vicious brute, b'gad! I offer you a four-legged demon,

an accursed beast that nobody can ever hope to ride--a regular terror,

curse me! Killed one groom already, will probably kill another. Now,

what is your price for this lady's pet? Look him over and bid

accordingly."

"Twenty-five pound, sir," said the shabby man.

"Thirty!" said Barnabas.

"Thirty-one, sir."

"Fifty!" said Barnabas.

"Fifty!" cried the Captain, flourishing his whip. "Fifty pounds from

the gentleman in the neckcloth--fifty's the figure. Any more? Any

advance on fifty? What, all done! Won't any one go another pound for

a beast fit only for the knacker's yard? Oh, Gad, gentlemen, why

this reticence? Are you all done?"