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"So you are, Sling," murmured the Corinthian, surveying Barnabas

with an approving eye, "dev'lish dashing fellow, an 'out-and-outer'

with the 'ribbons'--fiddle it with any one, by George, but no good

with your mauleys, damme if you are! Besides, there's your knee, you

know--don't forget your knee--"

"Curse my knee!"

"Certainly, dear fellow, but--"

"My knee's sound enough to teach this countryman manners, b'gad; you

heard him say my coat was filthy?"

"So it is, Sling, my boy, devilish dirty! So are your knees--look at

'em! But if you will dismount head over heels into a muck-heap, my

dear fellow, what the dooce can you expect?" The Captain merely swore.

"Doocid annoying, of course," his friend continued, "I mean your knee,

you know, you can hardly walk, and this country fellow looks a

regular, bang up milling cove. Let me have a try at him, do now.

Have a little thought for others, and don't be so infernally selfish,

Sling, my boy."

As he spoke, the Corinthian took off his hat, which he forced into

the Captain's unwilling grasp, drew off his very tight-fitting coat,

which he tossed over the Captain's unwilling arm, and, rolling back

his snowy shirt-sleeves, turned to Barnabas with shining eyes and

smiling lips.

"Sir," said he, "seeing my friend's knee is not quite all it should

be, perhaps you will permit me to take his place, pleasure's

entirely mine, 'sure you. Shall we have it here, or would you prefer

the stables--more comfortable, perhaps--stables?"

Now while Barnabas hesitated, somewhat taken aback by this

unlooked-for turn of events, as luck would have it, there came a

diversion. A high, yellow-wheeled curricle swung suddenly into the

yard, and its two foam-spattered bays were pulled up in masterly

fashion, but within a yard of the great, black horse, which

immediately began to rear and plunge again; whereupon the bays began

to snort, and dance, and tremble (like the thoroughbreds they were),

and all was uproar and confusion; in the midst of which, down from

the rumble of the dusty curricle dropped a dusty and remarkably

diminutive groom, who, running to the leader's head, sprang up and,

grasping the bridle, hung there manfully, rebuking the animal,

meanwhile, in a voice astonishingly hoarse and gruff for one of his

tender years.

"Dooce take me," exclaimed the Corinthian, feeling for his eye-glass,

"it's Devenham!"

"Why, Dicky!" cried the Captain, "where have you sprung from?" and,

forgetful of Barnabas, they hurried forward to greet the Viscount,

who, having beaten some of the dust from his driving coat, sprang

down from his high seat and shook hands cordially.

Then, finding himself unnoticed, Barnabas carefully loosed his

neckerchief, and drew out the ends so that they dangled in full view.

"I've been rusticating with my 'Roman,'" the Viscount was proceeding

to explain, keeping his eye upon his horses, "but found him more

Roman than usual--Gad, I did that! Have 'em well rubbed down, Milo,"

he broke off suddenly, as the bays were led off to the stables,

"half a bucket of water apiece, no more, mind, and--say, a dash of

brandy!"