The Amateur Gentleman - Page 124/395

"Werry good, m'lud!" This from Milo of Crotona, portentous of brow

and stern of eye, as he overlooked the ostlers who were busily

unbuckling straps and traces.

"My 'Roman,' as I say," continued the Viscount, "was rather more so

than usual, actually wanted me to give up the Race! After that of

course I had to be firm with him, and we had a slight--ah,

misunderstanding in consequence--fathers, as a rule, are so

infernally parental and inconsiderate! Met Carnaby on the road, raced

him for a hundred; ding-dong all the way, wheel and wheel to Bromley,

though he nearly ditched me twice, confound him! Coming down Mason's

Hill I gave him my dust, up the rise he drew level again. 'Ease up

for the town, Carnaby,' says I, 'Be damned if I do!' says he, so at

it we went, full tilt. Gad! to see the folk jump! Carnaby drove like

a devil, had the lead to Southend, but, mark you, his whip was going!

At Catford we were level again. At Lewisham I took the lead and kept

it, and the last I saw of him he was cursing and lashing away at his

cattle, like a brute. Carnaby's a devilish bad loser, I've noticed,

and here I am. And oh! by the way--he's got a devil of an eye, and a

split lip. Says he fell out of his curricle, but looks as though

some one had--thrashed him."

"But my very dear fellow!" exclaimed the Corinthian, "thrash Carnaby?

pooh!"

"Never in the world!" added the Captain.

"Hum!" said the Viscount, feeling a tender part of his own ribs

thoughtfully, "ha! But, hallo, Jerningham! have you been at it too?

Why are you buffed?" And he nodded to the Corinthian's bare arms.

"Oh, dooce take me, I forgot!" exclaimed the Marquis, looking about;

"queer cove, doocid touchy, looks as if he might fib though. Ah,

there he is! talking to the rough-looking customer over yonder;" and

he pointed to Barnabas, who stood with his coat thrown open, and the

objectionable neckcloth in full evidence. The Viscount looked,

started, uttered a "view hallo," and, striding forward, caught

Barnabas by the hand.

"Why, Bev, my dear fellow, this is lucky!" he exclaimed. Now

Barnabas was quick to catch the glad ring in the Viscount's voice,

and to notice that the neckcloth was entirely lost upon him,

therefore he smiled as he returned the Viscount's hearty grip.

"When did you get here? what are you doing? and what the deuce is

the trouble between you and Jerningham?" inquired the Viscount all

in a breath. But before Barnabas could answer, the great, black horse,

tired of comparative inaction, began again to snort and rear, and

jerk his proud head viciously, whereupon the two ostlers fell to

swearing, and the Viscount's bays at the other end of the yard to

capering, and the Viscount's small groom to anathematizing, all in a

moment.