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"The old girl has always acted like a trump to me," he said to his

wife, as he narrated the interview, "and I felt, you know, rather

queer, and that sort of thing. I walked by the side of the

what-dy'e-call-'em, you know, and to her own door, where Bowls came to help

her in. And I wanted to go in very much, only--"

"YOU DIDN'T GO IN, Rawdon!" screamed his wife.

"No, my dear; I'm hanged if I wasn't afraid when it came to the point."

"You fool! you ought to have gone in, and never come out again,"

Rebecca said.

"Don't call me names," said the big Guardsman, sulkily. "Perhaps I WAS

a fool, Becky, but you shouldn't say so"; and he gave his wife a look,

such as his countenance could wear when angered, and such as was not

pleasant to face.

"Well, dearest, to-morrow you must be on the look-out, and go and see

her, mind, whether she asks you or no," Rebecca said, trying to soothe

her angry yoke-mate. On which he replied, that he would do exactly as

he liked, and would just thank her to keep a civil tongue in her

head--and the wounded husband went away, and passed the forenoon at the

billiard-room, sulky, silent, and suspicious.

But before the night was over he was compelled to give in, and own, as

usual, to his wife's superior prudence and foresight, by the most

melancholy confirmation of the presentiments which she had regarding

the consequences of the mistake which he had made. Miss Crawley must

have had some emotion upon seeing him and shaking hands with him after

so long a rupture. She mused upon the meeting a considerable time.

"Rawdon is getting very fat and old, Briggs," she said to her

companion. "His nose has become red, and he is exceedingly coarse in

appearance. His marriage to that woman has hopelessly vulgarised him.

Mrs. Bute always said they drank together; and I have no doubt they do.

Yes: he smelt of gin abominably. I remarked it. Didn't you?"

In vain Briggs interposed that Mrs. Bute spoke ill of everybody: and,

as far as a person in her humble position could judge, was an-"An artful designing woman? Yes, so she is, and she does speak ill of

every one--but I am certain that woman has made Rawdon drink. All those

low people do--"

"He was very much affected at seeing you, ma'am," the companion said;

"and I am sure, when you remember that he is going to the field of

danger--"

"How much money has he promised you, Briggs?" the old spinster cried

out, working herself into a nervous rage--"there now, of course you

begin to cry. I hate scenes. Why am I always to be worried? Go and

cry up in your own room, and send Firkin to me--no, stop, sit down and

blow your nose, and leave off crying, and write a letter to Captain

Crawley." Poor Briggs went and placed herself obediently at the

writing-book. Its leaves were blotted all over with relics of the

firm, strong, rapid handwriting of the spinster's late amanuensis, Mrs.

Bute Crawley.