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"Begin 'My dear sir,' or 'Dear sir,' that will be better, and say you

are desired by Miss Crawley--no, by Miss Crawley's medical man, by Mr.

Creamer, to state that my health is such that all strong emotions would

be dangerous in my present delicate condition--and that I must decline

any family discussions or interviews whatever. And thank him for coming

to Brighton, and so forth, and beg him not to stay any longer on my

account. And, Miss Briggs, you may add that I wish him a bon voyage,

and that if he will take the trouble to call upon my lawyer's in Gray's

Inn Square, he will find there a communication for him. Yes, that will

do; and that will make him leave Brighton." The benevolent Briggs

penned this sentence with the utmost satisfaction.

"To seize upon me the very day after Mrs. Bute was gone," the old lady

prattled on; "it was too indecent. Briggs, my dear, write to Mrs.

Crawley, and say SHE needn't come back. No--she needn't--and she

shan't--and I won't be a slave in my own house--and I won't be starved

and choked with poison. They all want to kill me--all--all"--and with

this the lonely old woman burst into a scream of hysterical tears.

The last scene of her dismal Vanity Fair comedy was fast approaching;

the tawdry lamps were going out one by one; and the dark curtain was

almost ready to descend.

That final paragraph, which referred Rawdon to Miss Crawley's solicitor

in London, and which Briggs had written so good-naturedly, consoled the

dragoon and his wife somewhat, after their first blank disappointment,

on reading the spinster's refusal of a reconciliation. And it effected

the purpose for which the old lady had caused it to be written, by

making Rawdon very eager to get to London.

Out of Jos's losings and George Osborne's bank-notes, he paid his bill

at the inn, the landlord whereof does not probably know to this day how

doubtfully his account once stood. For, as a general sends his baggage

to the rear before an action, Rebecca had wisely packed up all their

chief valuables and sent them off under care of George's servant, who

went in charge of the trunks on the coach back to London. Rawdon and

his wife returned by the same conveyance next day.

"I should have liked to see the old girl before we went," Rawdon said.

"She looks so cut up and altered that I'm sure she can't last long. I

wonder what sort of a cheque I shall have at Waxy's. Two hundred--it

can't be less than two hundred--hey, Becky?"

In consequence of the repeated visits of the aides-de-camp of the

Sheriff of Middlesex, Rawdon and his wife did not go back to their

lodgings at Brompton, but put up at an inn. Early the next morning,

Rebecca had an opportunity of seeing them as she skirted that suburb on

her road to old Mrs. Sedley's house at Fulham, whither she went to look

for her dear Amelia and her Brighton friends. They were all off to

Chatham, thence to Harwich, to take shipping for Belgium with the

regiment--kind old Mrs. Sedley very much depressed and tearful,

solitary. Returning from this visit, Rebecca found her husband, who

had been off to Gray's Inn, and learnt his fate. He came back furious.