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"Can we then begin too early, Pitt?" said Lady Emily, rising with six

little books already in her hand.

"If you begin abruptly, you will frighten her altogether. I know my

aunt's worldly nature so well as to be sure that any abrupt attempt at

conversion will be the very worst means that can be employed for the

welfare of that unfortunate lady. You will only frighten and annoy

her. She will very likely fling the books away, and refuse all

acquaintance with the givers."

"You are as worldly as Miss Crawley, Pitt," said Lady Emily, tossing

out of the room, her books in her hand.

"And I need not tell you, my dear Lady Southdown," Pitt continued, in a

low voice, and without heeding the interruption, "how fatal a little

want of gentleness and caution may be to any hopes which we may

entertain with regard to the worldly possessions of my aunt. Remember

she has seventy thousand pounds; think of her age, and her highly

nervous and delicate condition; I know that she has destroyed the will

which was made in my brother's (Colonel Crawley's) favour: it is by

soothing that wounded spirit that we must lead it into the right path,

and not by frightening it; and so I think you will agree with me

that--that--' "Of course, of course," Lady Southdown remarked. "Jane, my love, you

need not send that note to Mr. Irons. If her health is such that

discussions fatigue her, we will wait her amendment. I will call upon

Miss Crawley tomorrow."

"And if I might suggest, my sweet lady," Pitt said in a bland tone, "it

would be as well not to take our precious Emily, who is too

enthusiastic; but rather that you should be accompanied by our sweet

and dear Lady Jane."

"Most certainly, Emily would ruin everything," Lady Southdown said; and

this time agreed to forego her usual practice, which was, as we have

said, before she bore down personally upon any individual whom she

proposed to subjugate, to fire in a quantity of tracts upon the menaced

party (as a charge of the French was always preceded by a furious

cannonade). Lady Southdown, we say, for the sake of the invalid's

health, or for the sake of her soul's ultimate welfare, or for the sake

of her money, agreed to temporise.

The next day, the great Southdown female family carriage, with the

Earl's coronet and the lozenge (upon which the three lambs trottant

argent upon the field vert of the Southdowns, were quartered with sable

on a bend or, three snuff-mulls gules, the cognizance of the house of

Binkie), drove up in state to Miss Crawley's door, and the tall serious

footman handed in to Mr. Bowls her Ladyship's cards for Miss Crawley,

and one likewise for Miss Briggs. By way of compromise, Lady Emily

sent in a packet in the evening for the latter lady, containing copies

of the "Washerwoman," and other mild and favourite tracts for Miss B.'s

own perusal; and a few for the servants' hall, viz.: "Crumbs from the

Pantry," "The Frying Pan and the Fire," and "The Livery of Sin," of a

much stronger kind.