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The bald-headed man, taking his hands out of his breeches pockets,

advanced on this summons, and throwing Miss Sharp's trunk over his

shoulder, carried it into the house.

"Take this basket and shawl, if you please, and open the door," said

Miss Sharp, and descended from the carriage in much indignation. "I

shall write to Mr. Sedley and inform him of your conduct," said she to

the groom.

"Don't," replied that functionary. "I hope you've forgot nothink? Miss

'Melia's gownds--have you got them--as the lady's maid was to have 'ad?

I hope they'll fit you. Shut the door, Jim, you'll get no good out of

'ER," continued John, pointing with his thumb towards Miss Sharp: "a

bad lot, I tell you, a bad lot," and so saying, Mr. Sedley's groom

drove away. The truth is, he was attached to the lady's maid in

question, and indignant that she should have been robbed of her

perquisites.

On entering the dining-room, by the orders of the individual in

gaiters, Rebecca found that apartment not more cheerful than such rooms

usually are, when genteel families are out of town. The faithful

chambers seem, as it were, to mourn the absence of their masters. The

turkey carpet has rolled itself up, and retired sulkily under the

sideboard: the pictures have hidden their faces behind old sheets of

brown paper: the ceiling lamp is muffled up in a dismal sack of brown

holland: the window-curtains have disappeared under all sorts of shabby

envelopes: the marble bust of Sir Walpole Crawley is looking from its

black corner at the bare boards and the oiled fire-irons, and the empty

card-racks over the mantelpiece: the cellaret has lurked away behind

the carpet: the chairs are turned up heads and tails along the walls:

and in the dark corner opposite the statue, is an old-fashioned crabbed

knife-box, locked and sitting on a dumb waiter.

Two kitchen chairs, and a round table, and an attenuated old poker and

tongs were, however, gathered round the fire-place, as was a saucepan

over a feeble sputtering fire. There was a bit of cheese and bread,

and a tin candlestick on the table, and a little black porter in a

pint-pot.

"Had your dinner, I suppose? It is not too warm for you? Like a drop of

beer?"

"Where is Sir Pitt Crawley?" said Miss Sharp majestically.

"He, he! I'm Sir Pitt Crawley. Reklect you owe me a pint for bringing

down your luggage. He, he! Ask Tinker if I aynt. Mrs. Tinker, Miss

Sharp; Miss Governess, Mrs. Charwoman. Ho, ho!"

The lady addressed as Mrs. Tinker at this moment made her appearance

with a pipe and a paper of tobacco, for which she had been despatched a

minute before Miss Sharp's arrival; and she handed the articles over to

Sir Pitt, who had taken his seat by the fire.