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"Where's the farden?" said he. "I gave you three halfpence. Where's

the change, old Tinker?"

"There!" replied Mrs. Tinker, flinging down the coin; "it's only

baronets as cares about farthings."

"A farthing a day is seven shillings a year," answered the M.P.; "seven

shillings a year is the interest of seven guineas. Take care of your

farthings, old Tinker, and your guineas will come quite nat'ral."

"You may be sure it's Sir Pitt Crawley, young woman," said Mrs. Tinker,

surlily; "because he looks to his farthings. You'll know him better

afore long."

"And like me none the worse, Miss Sharp," said the old gentleman, with

an air almost of politeness. "I must be just before I'm generous."

"He never gave away a farthing in his life," growled Tinker.

"Never, and never will: it's against my principle. Go and get another

chair from the kitchen, Tinker, if you want to sit down; and then we'll

have a bit of supper."

Presently the baronet plunged a fork into the saucepan on the fire, and

withdrew from the pot a piece of tripe and an onion, which he divided

into pretty equal portions, and of which he partook with Mrs. Tinker.

"You see, Miss Sharp, when I'm not here Tinker's on board wages: when

I'm in town she dines with the family. Haw! haw! I'm glad Miss Sharp's

not hungry, ain't you, Tink?" And they fell to upon their frugal supper.

After supper Sir Pitt Crawley began to smoke his pipe; and when it

became quite dark, he lighted the rushlight in the tin candlestick, and

producing from an interminable pocket a huge mass of papers, began

reading them, and putting them in order.

"I'm here on law business, my dear, and that's how it happens that I

shall have the pleasure of such a pretty travelling companion

to-morrow."

"He's always at law business," said Mrs. Tinker, taking up the pot of

porter.

"Drink and drink about," said the Baronet. "Yes; my dear, Tinker is

quite right: I've lost and won more lawsuits than any man in England.

Look here at Crawley, Bart. v. Snaffle. I'll throw him over, or my

name's not Pitt Crawley. Podder and another versus Crawley, Bart.

Overseers of Snaily parish against Crawley, Bart. They can't prove it's

common: I'll defy 'em; the land's mine. It no more belongs to the

parish than it does to you or Tinker here. I'll beat 'em, if it cost

me a thousand guineas. Look over the papers; you may if you like, my

dear. Do you write a good hand? I'll make you useful when we're at

Queen's Crawley, depend on it, Miss Sharp. Now the dowager's dead I

want some one."

"She was as bad as he," said Tinker. "She took the law of every one of

her tradesmen; and turned away forty-eight footmen in four year."