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HIGGINS. How much luggage?

DOOLITTLE. Musical instrument, Governor. A few pictures, a trifle of

jewelry, and a bird-cage. She said she didn't want no clothes. What was

I to think from that, Governor? I ask you as a parent what was I to

think?

HIGGINS. So you came to rescue her from worse than death, eh?

DOOLITTLE [appreciatively: relieved at being understood] Just so,

Governor. That's right.

PICKERING. But why did you bring her luggage if you intended to take

her away?

DOOLITTLE. Have I said a word about taking her away? Have I now?

HIGGINS [determinedly] You're going to take her away, double quick. [He

crosses to the hearth and rings the bell].

DOOLITTLE [rising] No, Governor. Don't say that. I'm not the man to

stand in my girl's light. Here's a career opening for her, as you might

say; and--

Mrs. Pearce opens the door and awaits orders.

HIGGINS. Mrs. Pearce: this is Eliza's father. He has come to take her

away. Give her to him. [He goes back to the piano, with an air of

washing his hands of the whole affair].

DOOLITTLE. No. This is a misunderstanding. Listen here--

MRS. PEARCE. He can't take her away, Mr. Higgins: how can he? You told

me to burn her clothes.

DOOLITTLE. That's right. I can't carry the girl through the streets

like a blooming monkey, can I? I put it to you.

HIGGINS. You have put it to me that you want your daughter. Take your

daughter. If she has no clothes go out and buy her some.

DOOLITTLE [desperate] Where's the clothes she come in? Did I burn them

or did your missus here?

MRS. PEARCE. I am the housekeeper, if you please. I have sent for some

clothes for your girl. When they come you can take her away. You can

wait in the kitchen. This way, please.

Doolittle, much troubled, accompanies her to the door; then hesitates;

finally turns confidentially to Higgins.

DOOLITTLE. Listen here, Governor. You and me is men of the world, ain't

we?

HIGGINS. Oh! Men of the world, are we? You'd better go, Mrs. Pearce.

MRS. PEARCE. I think so, indeed, sir. [She goes, with dignity].

PICKERING. The floor is yours, Mr. Doolittle.

DOOLITTLE [to Pickering] I thank you, Governor. [To Higgins, who takes

refuge on the piano bench, a little overwhelmed by the proximity of his

visitor; for Doolittle has a professional flavor of dust about him].

Well, the truth is, I've taken a sort of fancy to you, Governor; and if

you want the girl, I'm not so set on having her back home again but

what I might be open to an arrangement. Regarded in the light of a

young woman, she's a fine handsome girl. As a daughter she's not worth

her keep; and so I tell you straight. All I ask is my rights as a

father; and you're the last man alive to expect me to let her go for

nothing; for I can see you're one of the straight sort, Governor. Well,

what's a five pound note to you? And what's Eliza to me? [He returns to

his chair and sits down judicially].