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Eliza tries to control herself and feel indifferent as she rises and

walks across to the hearth to switch off the lights. By the time she

gets there she is on the point of screaming. She sits down in Higgins's

chair and holds on hard to the arms. Finally she gives way and flings

herself furiously on the floor raging.

HIGGINS [in despairing wrath outside] What the devil have I done with

my slippers? [He appears at the door].

LIZA [snatching up the slippers, and hurling them at him one after the

other with all her force] There are your slippers. And there. Take your

slippers; and may you never have a day's luck with them!

HIGGINS [astounded] What on earth--! [He comes to her]. What's the

matter? Get up. [He pulls her up]. Anything wrong?

LIZA [breathless] Nothing wrong--with YOU. I've won your bet for you,

haven't I? That's enough for you. _I_ don't matter, I suppose.

HIGGINS. YOU won my bet! You! Presumptuous insect! _I_ won it. What did

you throw those slippers at me for?

LIZA. Because I wanted to smash your face. I'd like to kill you, you

selfish brute. Why didn't you leave me where you picked me out of--in

the gutter? You thank God it's all over, and that now you can throw me

back again there, do you? [She crisps her fingers, frantically].

HIGGINS [looking at her in cool wonder] The creature IS nervous, after

all.

LIZA [gives a suffocated scream of fury, and instinctively darts her

nails at his face]!!

HIGGINS [catching her wrists] Ah! would you? Claws in, you cat. How

dare you show your temper to me? Sit down and be quiet. [He throws her

roughly into the easy-chair].

LIZA [crushed by superior strength and weight] What's to become of me?

What's to become of me?

HIGGINS. How the devil do I know what's to become of you? What does it

matter what becomes of you?

LIZA. You don't care. I know you don't care. You wouldn't care if I was

dead. I'm nothing to you--not so much as them slippers.

HIGGINS [thundering] THOSE slippers.

LIZA [with bitter submission] Those slippers. I didn't think it made

any difference now.

A pause. Eliza hopeless and crushed. Higgins a little uneasy.

HIGGINS [in his loftiest manner] Why have you begun going on like this?

May I ask whether you complain of your treatment here?

LIZA. No.

HIGGINS. Has anybody behaved badly to you? Colonel Pickering? Mrs.

Pearce? Any of the servants?

LIZA. No.

HIGGINS. I presume you don't pretend that I have treated you badly.

LIZA. No.

HIGGINS. I am glad to hear it. [He moderates his tone]. Perhaps you're

tired after the strain of the day. Will you have a glass of champagne?

[He moves towards the door].