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LIZA. No. [Recollecting her manners] Thank you.

HIGGINS [good-humored again] This has been coming on you for some days.

I suppose it was natural for you to be anxious about the garden party.

But that's all over now. [He pats her kindly on the shoulder. She

writhes]. There's nothing more to worry about.

LIZA. No. Nothing more for you to worry about. [She suddenly rises and

gets away from him by going to the piano bench, where she sits and

hides her face]. Oh God! I wish I was dead.

HIGGINS [staring after her in sincere surprise] Why? in heaven's name,

why? [Reasonably, going to her] Listen to me, Eliza. All this

irritation is purely subjective.

LIZA. I don't understand. I'm too ignorant.

HIGGINS. It's only imagination. Low spirits and nothing else. Nobody's

hurting you. Nothing's wrong. You go to bed like a good girl and sleep

it off. Have a little cry and say your prayers: that will make you

comfortable.

LIZA. I heard YOUR prayers. "Thank God it's all over!"

HIGGINS [impatiently] Well, don't you thank God it's all over? Now you

are free and can do what you like.

LIZA [pulling herself together in desperation] What am I fit for? What

have you left me fit for? Where am I to go? What am I to do? What's to

become of me?

HIGGINS [enlightened, but not at all impressed] Oh, that's what's

worrying you, is it? [He thrusts his hands into his pockets, and walks

about in his usual manner, rattling the contents of his pockets, as if

condescending to a trivial subject out of pure kindness]. I shouldn't

bother about it if I were you. I should imagine you won't have much

difficulty in settling yourself, somewhere or other, though I hadn't

quite realized that you were going away. [She looks quickly at him: he

does not look at her, but examines the dessert stand on the piano and

decides that he will eat an apple]. You might marry, you know. [He

bites a large piece out of the apple, and munches it noisily]. You see,

Eliza, all men are not confirmed old bachelors like me and the Colonel.

Most men are the marrying sort (poor devils!); and you're not

bad-looking; it's quite a pleasure to look at you sometimes--not now,

of course, because you're crying and looking as ugly as the very devil;

but when you're all right and quite yourself, you're what I should call

attractive. That is, to the people in the marrying line, you

understand. You go to bed and have a good nice rest; and then get up

and look at yourself in the glass; and you won't feel so cheap.