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"Next, to prove yourself a man of erudition in polite literature and

cosmography, manage that the river Tagus shall be named in your story,

and there you are at once with another famous annotation, setting

forth--The river Tagus was so called after a King of Spain: it has its

source in such and such a place and falls into the ocean, kissing the

walls of the famous city of Lisbon, and it is a common belief that it has

golden sands, etc. If you should have anything to do with robbers, I will

give you the story of Cacus, for I have it by heart; if with loose women,

there is the Bishop of Mondonedo, who will give you the loan of Lamia,

Laida, and Flora, any reference to whom will bring you great credit; if

with hard-hearted ones, Ovid will furnish you with Medea; if with witches

or enchantresses, Homer has Calypso, and Virgil Circe; if with valiant

captains, Julius Caesar himself will lend you himself in his own

'Commentaries,' and Plutarch will give you a thousand Alexanders. If you

should deal with love, with two ounces you may know of Tuscan you can go

to Leon the Hebrew, who will supply you to your heart's content; or if

you should not care to go to foreign countries you have at home Fonseca's

'Of the Love of God,' in which is condensed all that you or the most

imaginative mind can want on the subject. In short, all you have to do is

to manage to quote these names, or refer to these stories I have

mentioned, and leave it to me to insert the annotations and quotations,

and I swear by all that's good to fill your margins and use up four

sheets at the end of the book.

"Now let us come to those references to authors which other books have,

and you want for yours. The remedy for this is very simple: You have only

to look out for some book that quotes them all, from A to Z as you say

yourself, and then insert the very same alphabet in your book, and though

the imposition may be plain to see, because you have so little need to

borrow from them, that is no matter; there will probably be some simple

enough to believe that you have made use of them all in this plain,

artless story of yours. At any rate, if it answers no other purpose, this

long catalogue of authors will serve to give a surprising look of

authority to your book. Besides, no one will trouble himself to verify

whether you have followed them or whether you have not, being no way

concerned in it; especially as, if I mistake not, this book of yours has

no need of any one of those things you say it wants, for it is, from

beginning to end, an attack upon the books of chivalry, of which

Aristotle never dreamt, nor St. Basil said a word, nor Cicero had any

knowledge; nor do the niceties of truth nor the observations of astrology

come within the range of its fanciful vagaries; nor have geometrical

measurements or refutations of the arguments used in rhetoric anything to

do with it; nor does it mean to preach to anybody, mixing up things human

and divine, a sort of motley in which no Christian understanding should

dress itself. It has only to avail itself of truth to nature in its

composition, and the more perfect the imitation the better the work will

be. And as this piece of yours aims at nothing more than to destroy the

authority and influence which books of chivalry have in the world and

with the public, there is no need for you to go a-begging for aphorisms

from philosophers, precepts from Holy Scripture, fables from poets,

speeches from orators, or miracles from saints; but merely to take care

that your style and diction run musically, pleasantly, and plainly, with

clear, proper, and well-placed words, setting forth your purpose to the

best of your power, and putting your ideas intelligibly, without

confusion or obscurity. Strive, too, that in reading your story the

melancholy may be moved to laughter, and the merry made merrier still;

that the simple shall not be wearied, that the judicious shall admire the

invention, that the grave shall not despise it, nor the wise fail to

praise it. Finally, keep your aim fixed on the destruction of that

ill-founded edifice of the books of chivalry, hated by some and praised

by many more; for if you succeed in this you will have achieved no small

success."